Keep Gallas, keep Toure AND then sign Micah Richards

Kolo Toure is once again being linked with a lucrative move to Manchester City. I have no problem with this as much as my mate has a BO problem.

Manchester City will be linked with everyone this summer from Kolo Toure and the Pope. Pay no attention to it. Its as boring as my blue pants.

Of course the story has history. In January I heard that Kolo had moved his gear from his Arsenal locker to Manchester but then I also heard that Harry Redknapp doesn't take bungs. Its shit.

Whats even more shit is that when I read about this rumour it always sparks off the usual debate between Gooners that Arsenal should sell Gallas rather than Toure. Why?

Why not keep both? I actually think that Gallas is the better player by far and is Arsenal's best defender. That is just my opinion.

However, surely there is room for both in the squad? And another signing. They are both under six foot after all.

Why don't we keep both and sign a player who is actually a self-confessed Gooner? Micah Richards is young and humongously talented.

Yes he has gone off the boil over the last twelve months but maybe a move to Arsenal would rejuvenate him more than that Egyptian fella from the Mummy.

Wenger is the man for such a move. He has rejuvenated more players than Nivea anti-aging cream. Richards would be a sensation at Arsenal and whats more, he is English.

I don't care what nationality a player is at Arsenal as long as he does the business. He could be an alien from Mars for all I care. But I admit having more English players could be good for Arsenal.

The main reason being that it might, just might, keep those wanky tosspots of a so-called English media off our backs for ten minutes.

Keep it Goonerish............