Friday, 29 August 2008

Manchester United Legend In Arsenal medical?

I heard from my uncle that a man who owns a cat with a cousin twice removed has some exclusive news that a player who used to play for Manchester United is set to sign for Arsenal on Monday.

The only problem is that the man who heard it from someone has gone missing and is presumed drunk.

Or maybe its just Ian Wright talking gibberish again. Who knows?

All I know is its true because it is.

Keep it Goonerish...............
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39 comments:

  1. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 17:50

    Ha ha fucking brilliant stuff!

    Ripping it out of Republik of Mancunia!

    That fella on there has an obsession with Arsenal I swear.

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  2. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 17:51

    Wrighty7 has declared war!

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  3. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 17:52

    arsenal should re-sign freddie ljunberg

    cuntchops

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  4. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 17:55

    LOL

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  5. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 17:55

    arsenal shud buy me

    hu agrees?

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  6. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 17:55

    Ljungberg?

    You need you head testing pal!

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  7. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 17:58

    Great one!

    Although you are better than this Wrighty7.

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  8. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 18:06

    Gooners are goners!!!1

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  9. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 18:13

    Oooooh nice one Jule!

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  10. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 18:22

    haha! Top post Wrighty, that blog gets right on my tits!

    Well played!

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  11. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 18:25

    gunners shld sign me, ive 28caps for my country and 21 goals , 102 club goals in 166 app and i am a defensive midfielder thats why i think i suit the bill. my club is demanding £4m and 50% sell on fee i'm only 24yrs old

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  12. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 18:32

    LOL AT MANCHESTER UNITED

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  13. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 18:37

    My brother works in Manchester, poor sod, and he said that a guy who works with his girlfriends sister, who is a nurse at a Manchester hospital told a patient in the waiting room that she would have to wait cos a famous footballer was having a medical before going down south to join "a team , is it Arsenool? I dont like football but I think his name is Looney, he looks a bit fat to be a footballer to me". so you never, ever know............................ :)

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  14. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 18:39

    I fucking hate that ManUre blog. What the obsession with Arsenal?

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  15. David Leech29 August 2008 at 18:52

    I've heard that we are going to sign Teddy Sheringham !!!! This drunk bloke told me.

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  16. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 18:59

    nice one chap, and props for the grove support! :)

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  17. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 19:02

    the transfer period is closed by monday........... dumbass

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  18. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 19:06

    they extended it this year, it closes on midnight monday... dumbface

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  19. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 19:07

    I think the ManUre blog was taking the piss out of us. What did we have to go and buy their castoff for. We'll never hear the end of it.

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  20. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 19:09

    We could do with anyone we could get, even manU cast offs. Our squad is paper thin. Why doesn't that stubborn idiot Wenger see we need more players?

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  21. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 19:57

    Ian Wright, bless him, has gone utterly batty.

    His pronouncements about anything and everything get nuttier by the day.

    The lad needs a head doctor.

    I assume he's thinking of raising his "media profile" by getting his name in the sheets.

    It won't be long before he says HE'S signing with Man U.

    Sigh!

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  22. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 20:11

    its FORLAN. hes joining. it was in the telegraph today.

    FORLAN is on his way to ARSENAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    hallelujiah!

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  23. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 20:13

    There is word its Forlan whos coming to Arsenal.

    I don't know why. Hes rubbish. I would rather have Martins or Santa Cruz. They are much better players.

    Oh well. Wenger knows best.

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  24. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 20:15

    yup. looks like its Forlan. I just read the article. I can't beleive it. What does Wenger see in him? Surely our problems lie in midfield.

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  25. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 20:16

    Forlan. bl00dy hell mate.

    yer havin a laff... no bl00dy way.

    hes sh1te.

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  26. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 20:17

    You may think this is a joke but I've found photographic proof...

    http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44073000/jpg/_44073723_wenger_becks300.jpg

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  27. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 20:19

    wrights is wright! forlan is joining. solid signing. will be great for us.

    Forlan Eduardo

    Nasri Song Cesc Rosicky

    Clichy Galls Djourou Sagna

    Almunia

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  28. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 20:20

    wrights is wright! forlan is joining. solid signing. will be great for us.

    Forlan Eduardo

    Nasri Song Cesc Rosicky

    Clichy Galls Djourou Sagna

    Almunia

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  29. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 20:23

    that line up is rubbish.

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  30. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 20:24

    Forlan NO.8 arsenal sick ones lads. lovely jubbly.

    a bit of hows ur uncle.. that'll do jim. NICELY GEEZER!

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  31. Anonymous29 August 2008 at 20:25

    http://footballtoyou.blogspot.com/2005/10/arsenal-chasing-forlan.html

    read it and weep

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  32. Anonymous30 August 2008 at 00:57

    I'd take him I don't give a fuck at this point. It'll make us stronger.

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  33. JackCarter30 August 2008 at 01:28

    It's good to see Wrighty7 finally seeing Ian Wright for the Anti-Arsenal idiot he is

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  34. Anonymous30 August 2008 at 07:16

    HAHAHA

    LMAO

    Ur a fuc**ng legend Wrighty!!!!!

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  35. Anonymous30 August 2008 at 10:02

    How dear any of you suggest Ian wright is anti-Arsenal1 You don't even know him.

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  36. Anonymous30 August 2008 at 11:42

    Good stuff,

    My all time favourite with all these types of rumours is when you here someones dad has been asked to run off a load of shirts of player who hasn't signed.

    Where as my brother actually has been asked to run off a load of Kaka shirts personally by Arsene himself. Remember where you heard it first.

    Bosch Bang Bullshit

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  37. Anonymous30 August 2008 at 13:43

    Wrighty7, you're about as funny as cancer. I hope we sign him just to piss you off you jellied-eel munching, chimney sweeping pearly queen Larndan Tarn up-hill gardening motherf****r. Wrighty7 has declared war....cringe. what a prick

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  38. Anonymous31 August 2008 at 17:18

    I actually find cancer quite funny. Good work Wrighty7.

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  39. Anonymous31 August 2008 at 18:09

    "wright7" what does it all mean - do you have a day job? If so don't give it up.



    YOU PRICK

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