Sunday, 9 January 2011

Barcelona Striker Lionel Messi Agrees To Join Arsenal On Five-Year Deal - Report

Lionel Messi has agreed to leave Barcelona for Arsenal and will move to the Emirates Stadium in the summer.

The Sunday Bullshit claims the Argentine international will don the famous red and white shirt next season after agreeing a deal with the North London giants.

The 23-year-old will also be given the number 100 jersey and is expected to pen a twenty year deal until June 2031.

However, Arsenal will have to negotiate a transfer with Barcelona who would be resistant to a move.

But, £10.74 and a packet of Pickled Onion flavour Monster Munch could be enough to convince L'equip Blaugrana into parting company with their man.

Keep It Goonerish.........
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80 comments:

  1. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 18:44

    about time sites started doing the same lol

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  2. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 18:48

    Damn you, I got excited!

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  3. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 18:48

    haha

    take that www.owngoal.com/shitreports. f*ck b*rca!

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  4. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 18:48

    I have been waiting for this story!

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  5. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 18:49

    LOL

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  6. Wrighty79 January 2011 at 18:49

    I know someone who works for The Daily Bullshit and apparently this deal is watertight.

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  7. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 18:50

    My milkman's friend who has a second cousin twice removed in Barcelona says that this is defintely happening. He believes that Barcelona have made a 80 Million plus Messi for Cesc. TH14 says "this would be a fantastic deal for Messi, and has spoken to Messi who really wants Arsenal", but the deal is still being negotiated as Arsenal made 56M profit last year, AW, the board and the supporters are also opposed to the deal.


    Influently supporters in the City of London say if the deal goes forward that they will cause a run on the Spainish bond market to move them towards a Greek type crisis.

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  8. Mem9 January 2011 at 18:54

    Ha ha! A taste of their own medicine!

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  9. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 18:55

    is this true?

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  10. Wrighty79 January 2011 at 18:57

    Yes. It is true.

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  11. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 18:58

    This is funny stuff. Wrighty get yourself on twitter mate and join the Arsenal community.

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  12. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 19:01

    £10.74 AND a packet of Pickled Onion flavour Monster Munch?????

    I'd rather keep the crisps

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  13. straw9 January 2011 at 19:01

    Trouble is denilson is going the other way

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  14. straw9 January 2011 at 19:03

    Arsenal in his DNA apparently...

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  15. Wrighty79 January 2011 at 19:05

    I gotta admit, I've fancied a bit of twitter for a while.

    Will look into it.

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  16. straw9 January 2011 at 19:11

    Yeah I,m off for a twit....

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  17. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 19:12

    He doesn't no who arse anal are ballbag

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  18. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 19:16

    Messi will spunk all over u lot in a few weeks.ar2ena3 = bum boys that look up to a pedo

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  19. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 19:22

    Nice intelligent comments there from anons. Get on twitter wrighty, if inky to read chesneys comments. He's hilarious!

    -Scooch

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  20. tonyss9 January 2011 at 19:32

    Great article. One think that puzzles me is the amount of comments on our blogs from sperz fans. Do they not find their own blogs interesting...............in hindsight, probably not!!!!

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  21. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 19:36

    Up the arse!

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  22. straw9 January 2011 at 19:43

    Top comments from the sp*d cnts!!

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  23. metalhead9 January 2011 at 20:03

    Ha ha good one Wrighty

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  24. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 20:14

    F**k u all gooners...baby soccer academy...BARCA will punish u in february!

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  25. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 20:51

    apparently it's lionel messi's twin brother, Real messy...COME ON...

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  26. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 21:02

    Yeah i heard its 2 b completed in dis transfer window along with ronaldo nd diaby swap dea :P

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  27. Danish Gooner9 January 2011 at 21:08

    Filthy,dirty,pathetic we will rule the world because we say so catalunya scum.

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  28. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 21:12

    waw here's the confirmation of my thoughts!

    i saw messi, his agent and sandra rossel the cunt having a pint with wenger in a local islington pub.

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  29. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 21:22

    HAHAHHAHAHA, quality!!

    Albeit a piss take, its so true too!

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  30. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 21:28

    is this true. iam very suprised

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  31. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 21:28

    is this true. iam very suprised

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  32. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 21:57

    DONT LIE!! he will never come to us because he will struggle for a game behind Bendtner and Vela, and Barca want £12 but we are holding out for £10.50........sheesh get your facts straight before you post such stuff!!

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  33. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 22:46

    I hope AW reject him, we have Mark Randall who is Far Better, Younger and Smarter.

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  34. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 23:12

    Ha ha Wrighty, love it ! I'll think he'll have to wait his turn behind Cedric Evina first though. Charybdis1966.

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  35. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 23:49

    this is ll getting very messi,if we cant find a place for him up front he can go in goal

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  36. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 00:26

    STOP PRESS: Arry as bidded an extra 10 quid at last minute so Messi's goin to SPURS now. Danny Levi found the extra cash on the platform at King's Cross. Arry Says Messi's a triffic lad, fell in love with the backstreets of Upper Clapton when he got lost looking for White Hart Lane, and will fit in nice with Lukaxcxz Modritch, Becks and the rest of the boys a treat apart from Keane and Bentley who he's flogging off to Leeds in time for their FAC replay with Arsenal, and so that he can buy them back for a profit at the end of the season.

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  37. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 00:32

    STOP PRESS: Arry as bidded an extra 10 quid at last minute so Messi's goin to SPURS now. Danny Levi found the extra cash on the platform at King's Cross. Arry Says Messi's a triffic lad, fell in love with the backstreets of Upper Clapton when he got lost looking for White Hart Lane, and will fit in nice with Lukaxcxz Modritch, Becks and the rest of the boys a treat apart from Keane and Bentley who he's flogging off to Leeds in time for their FAC replay with Arsenal, and so that he can buy them back for a profit at the end of the season.

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  38. Lana10 January 2011 at 00:37

    haha, priceless!!

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  39. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 00:40

    Mate we dont need him for 20 years. 10 years would do just fine.

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  40. Don Franco10 January 2011 at 00:51

    Suck my balls barcelona! Keep that little rumplestiltskin mofo messi!

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  41. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 02:48

    messi's mama just married an old english gentleman in london. She insisted that her boy come over immediately to be near her - after all he's mama's boy, - and he can play for arsenal, cos she fancies wenger as a great manager and likes to look of the emirates.

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  42. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 05:20

    That is fucking awesome...gr8 way to fuck barca up and leave our capitain alone...GUNNERS FTW!

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  43. avr10 January 2011 at 05:34

    haha...thts a good one..
    Hehe seems like finally we have our own Media manipulation techniques now.

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  44. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 06:03

    stupid article
    do you really believe Messi would join a trophyless bunch of idiots and leave his trophy collecting team?

    it is believable cesc wants to leave. you would too if you had to play with denilson everytime

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  45. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 09:12

    can i request you do a proper one of these with Iniesta, citing agent names and 'source close to the players' as they places you got your info from.
    2 can play this game. lets do it. when you can't beat them...join them.

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  46. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 09:18

    Barcelona and the Spuds are classless CUNTS!!!!!

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  47. Polish Gunner10 January 2011 at 09:18

    Excellent stuff! Shame that some filthy spuds are inviting themselves in to OUR sites making comments about topic they haven't got a clue about, ie Football.

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  48. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 09:21

    this story has just been confirmed to me by an estate agent who has just shown Messi round a £2m house in Highgate

    Messi was said to be very excited by the British diet and climate

    three cheers for Wrighty's scoop

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  49. AttiKush10 January 2011 at 09:40

    Latest news just came in from 'The occasional mirror' that Barca r so desperate for cesc that they r offering him:

    Xavi+Iniesta+Villa+Messi+their own secret copy of 'How to keep diving in a game - the art of diving more than 20 times a game'

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  50. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 11:44

    Its true. Apparently he addressed Puyol as 'mate' during training last week.

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  51. Surrey Gunner10 January 2011 at 12:10

    Josep Guardiola says he want to join Arsenal as the Director of Acedemy development after this season. Mascherano a close friend and supporter of Arsenal said that he thinks this is possible at the end of the year, as all the Barcelona time dream about Arsenal and see it as a natural development for an aspiring Barcelona team member.

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  52. Jay10 January 2011 at 12:39

    If this rumour is true then the North London derby is going to be very exciting because I am a spurs insider with news that we are closing in on Cristiano Ronaldo we are going to do a straight swap with Robbie Keane and Bentleys twittering girlfriend, it works out ideal because the Madrid boys can doggy Miss Bentley and Keane can use all there great disabled features that can help him get around the place abit better.
    Ronaldo wont get in our team with Townsend after yesterday, we have 2 Bales now

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  53. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 13:59

    Surely Beef monster munch instead of pickled onion would seal the deal

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  54. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 14:22

    I am sure all these is just Bull,,, I wish it could be true !I am great fan of Messey cause he got no messy !

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  55. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 14:22

    I am sure all these is just Bull,,, I wish it could be true !I am great fan of Messey cause he got no messy !

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  56. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 14:35

    He he he he.

    If i can be serious for a moment, i sincerely hope Messi never comes to play in England. Imagine someone signing him only for craftless clowns like Karl Henry, Jon Obi Mikel and Joey Barton to consistantly flatten him.

    As a Manchester City fan, however, it's pretty exciting to think that if he does ever come available we're the only club in the world who could (and would) sign him.

    Good luck finishing 4th, you negative whingebags!

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  57. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 14:51

    Hahahahaha that's a good one. A man city fan calling us negative, must have missed the attack vs defence, I mean Arsenal - Man City game where Mancini had strictly instructed his players to treat the Arsenal half like a corner shop...no more than two in it at a time.

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  58. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 14:55

    cant believe how arrogant Barca have become, almost as bad as RM. The article saying your captain was going to Barca was an insult. They did the same with Mascerano (how is playing shit for them!!) I hope you guys trounce them in the CL like Inter did last year. LFC fan

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  59. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 14:59

    lol..from a barca fan!!

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  60. sashi10 January 2011 at 15:29

    arsenal fans should understand that its the media that create all this crap and not the club itself and for that sake at least, you ppl should stop abusing Barca..

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  61. Pat10 January 2011 at 16:04

    I'm not sure this is true because you said a "five year deal" in the headline, but a "20 year deal" in the article.

    Are you pulling our legs????

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  62. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 16:54

    its a pity a city fan forgot to name a de jong on top of the killers list...damn retarded city fan...m.goal n barca should jst go on and fuck themselves in a cheap hotel

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  63. Sola Alacrity10 January 2011 at 18:16

    Sola Alacrity

    this is a life time offer for messi to play in the best league n which must not be rejected n i think dt Xavi and Inesita should be included in the package (like lucrative deal for Zlatan ) if truly cesc is needed in Barce

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  64. Raif10 January 2011 at 18:17

    Hahahahahahahahaha that's fucking excellent lmaoooo

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  65. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 23:13

    Hmmmm,i dont think it will come to pass my friends!!!,but i pray it happens because i will be the happiest man on earth...God bliss Arsenal.

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  66. Anonymous11 January 2011 at 09:39

    Wrighty - I've just written a follow up article based on your exclusive - hope you liked it !

    http://arsenalarsenal.wordpress.com/2011/01/11/messi-transfer-to-north-london-aa-exclusive-%e2%80%9ci-need-a-challenge%e2%80%9d/#comments

    charybdis1966

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  67. Riccardo Troiani11 January 2011 at 09:42

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    anchor text: Risultati Serie A
    let me know when the exchange is done...

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  68. Anonymous22 February 2011 at 14:01

    As if Messi will go to Arsenal, DREAM ON SCUM BAGS

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  69. Anonymous22 February 2011 at 14:06

    arsenal are shit f**king shit

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  70. Anonymous22 April 2011 at 14:52

    really came on im an arsenal fan very big fan,ok im not happy with wenger at all i used to have a lot of respect for that man but now i lost all respect towards wenger cos he aint spending,our team iz rubish,well apart from van perse,walcot,nasri n ashivin this players are bad boys for sure,i dnt think we should sell ashivin his a good player so we should keep him,as for sesc our captn i dnt know wots going on with him as a huge arsenal fan i was very proud to b an arsenal fan cos of sesc but now his rubish,but the best player is got to be van perse his a true bad boy he always put ball back of the net n he scores same amazing goals i would love to play with van perse i have a lots of respect for van perse thats what arsenal needs more players like van perse,and as for this rubish about messi caming to arsenal,came on guys do u really think messi the bad boy will came to arsenal?if wenger gets messi i tell u what then wenger will get all my respect back towards him,van perse needs a gd partner who can keep up with him or wenger should try to play 4-4-2 n put van perse and ashivin in front trust me they will make problames towards other teams trust,wenger get big players stop messing us about.

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  71. Anonymous22 April 2011 at 16:43

    dont sell ashivin wenger his a very good player and get kaka

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  72. Anonymous24 April 2011 at 20:59

    How do you know it's true

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  73. Anonymous12 January 2012 at 01:24

    whata heck.
    i thought it was real!

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  74. Anonymous21 January 2012 at 23:38

    Thas was up we need messi

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  77. Morris25 October 2012 at 02:11

    lol..from a barca fan!!

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