Geller, a spoon-bending psychic and former best-mate of deceased pop star Micheal Jackson, believes that Gooners can create a huge surge of energy powerful enough to help the Arsenal striker regain his fitness.
He said: "I know it sounds light-hearted, but it is actually very serious."
"Send him healing energies, visualise the knee ligament knitting together, unleash your healing powers. Send the energy to that knee."
Uri Geller has claimed to be behind many extraordinary events. The Tottenham Hotspur Lasagne-Gate of 2006 was the most famous to date and even incurred a police investigation.
However surely getting Robin van Persie back to full-fitness would be a step too far. Even for the powers of Uri Geller.
Keep It Goonerish..........
nutter...
ReplyDeletegiving it a go tho arent i!
Got to be worth a try! There are many things in heaven and earth that are beyond human comprehension.
ReplyDeleteI'm willing a Suarez winner on Sunday, on top of a Win against sunderland the day before, A Lamb Bouna on saturday night, and a BJ from dirty Beryl in the King's arms.
ReplyDeleteOne, Two, Three HEEEEAAAAALLL!!!
ReplyDeleteOh damn I rubbed his picture too hard and gave him a dodgy ankle... oops...
LOL
ReplyDeleteGood Luck Man from Arsenal Supporter Malta
ReplyDeleteDo you think it'd also work with Angelina Jolie?
ReplyDeleteMustn't we first be sure that Uri is a gooner?
ReplyDeleteHere's a well known quack who has been discredited by every serious scientific study now rubbing our collective noses in his brand of horse manure uri should know better and not make fun of the handicapped or worse profit from them.
ReplyDeleteuri nutter, the man sure needs someone to rub some horse shit on his crack head.
ReplyDeletei'll always be grateful for the pasta voodoo. now what's serving in the catalun kitchen i wonder.
ReplyDeleteDamn! It worked!
ReplyDeleteit worked yes it worked.hey man,do another blog and tell people about it.this is good stuff.
ReplyDeleteoh damn, rvp comin back early, this is amazing
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