Friday 13 May 2011

Sales Not That Good Merse?

What is it with former Gunner's these days?

Most of them can't wait to have a pop at Arsenal or Arsene Wenger.

The latest is from 'comedian' pundit Paul Merson.

By all accounts during his time with Wenger at Arsenal players were given a 'yellowy product' and a 'dark tablet'.

In my opinion Merse is a sandwich short of a picnic and knowing how dopey he is it was probably banana milkshake and a jelly bean.

If indeed players were injected with a 'yellowy product' why wouldn't they question what it was?

I wouldn't want anything injected into me unless it meant I could shit out £50 notes after.

I can only think that Paul's book isn't selling that well.

To me (maybe I'm being paranoid) he loves to having a little dig at Arsenal whenever he gets the chance.

Maybe he feels a little bitter at his exit from the club but it has to be pointed out that he left for money not Arsene or Arsenal forcing him out.

I just wish that some ex-players would big up the club a little more.

We have enough people slagging us off, let alone our supposed 'own' jumping on the band-wagon.

I don't mind constructive criticism, but when the likes of Paul Merson love to have a go because its fashionable to do so then it really gets my goat.

Then again if you spunked a few quid up the wall on horses and drugs and have a book to sell, I suppose its okay to 'invent' some stories or dig away until you reach Australia.

Keep It Goonerish.......

12 comments:

VanFrem said...

Mate, come to Twitter already! :)

igooner said...

Seriously, you'd be a hit on twitter.

Gary said...

Here's how Arsene should have replied...

Given how Mr. Merson played in the few months he was at the club, I can't believe anyone would consider that we somehow enhanced his performance.

Anonymous said...

lol @ wrighty and gary

tg said...

Mere will have to fuck off with this bit of bollocks.

He played so badly in his last months at the club, there's no way his performance was being enhanced, more like underhanced from all the booze and ching.

Wrighty7 said...

Ha ha!

Don't you have to update Twitter at least 4568 times a day?

Anonymous said...

Paul Merson is a CHELSEA fan since he was a boy according to him just ask ANDY GRAY. He just happen to play for Arsenal. GOONERS shouldn't listen to him.

Anonymous said...

Merson, Ian Wright, Stewart Robson, Ashley Cole, Gallas and Adebayor - can fuck right off!

Anonymous said...

@_Wrighty7

Anonymous said...

Oh Merse! You were a legend. Why do you have to b*gger things up with this load of nonsense. What caps it all you say you no longer drink in pubs. You've been seen!
I'll say no more - just so diappointed.

Anonymous said...

Quality article, Wrighty. So on the mark. Much as he was admired at times as a player for us, it is hard to take him seriously as a pundit when you see him constantly tripping over his words on tv, mixing his metaphors, getting facts wrong and now this pile of w*nk. Shame, really. If he hadn't hootered and drank away his money he could have a nice life playing golf and chilling out instead of having to make a bellend of himself to get by. Ian Wright (legend that he was) is going down the same road after a few broadcasting disasters. Re-release '19' in honour of the Mancs? Campaigning for it?? Mate, just say 'well done' and move on. Too much brownnosing for my liking right now, Wrighty. You can't be everyone's best mate, so give it up.

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