I've kept quiet in the last couple of months. Not because I had my jaw broke or anything but simply because I have been too busy to write.
I am going to try and change that. Ideally I'll try and get on here at least twice a week or at the very least four or five times a year. Which is more than I have done recently.
Like many Gooners out there in the universe I have been keeping an eye on the Robin van Persie situation.
When he first released his statement I was very surprised. In fact I looked more surprised than Sharon Osbourne after a Botox orgy.
I genuinely believed that RVP would sign a new deal at the club.
To be honest I was so sure that he'd sign a new contract at Arsenal I wagered several bets he would. As it stands I owe about £1323 to several people. Dangerous people. So I could be gone soon. For good.
At first I couldn't get my head round his statement. It was full of self-righteousness and reading through the lines it appears that he doesn't think his Arsenal team-mates are good enough to challenge for trophies.
Because apparently that is the reason he won't sign a new deal. Trophies.
Now don't get me wrong, we all want to win things. I've had my eye on the Footscray Social Club Snooker tournament for several years now, but surely RVP must realize he is part of the reason we haven't won silverware recently?
If he had spent more time on the pitch, and not getting horse placenta injected into his muff, then surely we would have had a better chance of winning a bit of silver?
This trophy winning thing doesn't convince me. It's all about the money plain and simple.
Imagine being in van Persie's position. Loved and worshiped at Arsenal by everyone, but not only that, being a Gooner too.
Surely the biggest challenge in the world would be getting Arsenal back to the top. I know that's what I'd want to do. Look at Steve Gerrard, he'll be known as a legend for ever at Liverpool.
That could have been Robin. Still could be in fact.
All Robin has done is make a rod bigger than Rod Stewart for his back. By saying, after talks, that Arsenal don't match his ambition he's made things difficult for himself.
Arsenal have signed Lukas Podolski, a man who has scored for Germany more times than John Terry scores with his team-mates birds. We've captured Olivier Giroud, and look to be on the verge of bringing in Santi Cazorla. A class act.
The standard of players we have brought to the club has been more unreal than Nicki Minaj's big booty. And if the signings of players with this type of quality doesn't show ambition than I don't know what does.
If RVP released a statement saying, "I'm 29, I'm injury-prone, and this is my last big pay-day" then I would respect him so much more. Instead he hid behind this 'AFC don't match his ambition' excuse.
Well, the problem is now with Arsenal bringing the quality of Podolski, Giroud, Cazorla and possibly Nuri Sahin to the club we have shown a LOT of ambition so unless RVP signs a new contract then it's clear money is his main priority and not trophies.
Of course if van Persie stays then it would be a good thing. He is a world-class player and I'm sure that if he does a Rooney-like U-turn then it wouldn't take long for Gooners to forgive him.
If he doesn't stay however it won't be the end of the world. Arsenal will survive like Gloria Gaynor. We always do.
Like many Gooners I've got used the idea there is a huge possibility the Dutchman won't be at the club for a lot longer. Like many Gooners I've got over it.
I just find it a shame that someone who apparently loves the club would leave for money but hide behind a different excuse.
There is still time for Robin to stay at the club. If it happens, it happens. Whatever the case I can't wait for next season.
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