Saturday, 18 July 2009

Lump on! Lump on! I'm Russian to the bookies!

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it........

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it....................

It's here! The new season is finally upon us and despite all the negative shite I have read in the papers over the summer I'm actually feeling pretty positive going into the new campaign.

Let me tell you something. I'm so happy to see Tomas Rosicky back on the field and wearing the red and white of our proud club. The geezer is a class act and there is no doubt in my mind that we have missed him during his 183 year absence.

If he can keep fit then he will become a huge player for Arsenal this season. Imagine Rosicky, Nasri, Cesc, Arshavin and Eboue (he is a pass-master you know!) spraying the ball round the park this year!

Flipping heck, the opposition will be more dizzier than Vic Reeves.

I have to say this about Arshavin. Apart from having one of the best names in football, after Arsene Wenger, I reckon Arshavin will be immense this season. Remember when Dennis Bergkamp had that inspired 1997/98 campaign? That's the impact I believe our pocket-sized Russian will have on Arsenal.

And remember, its not the size that counts, its the motion in the ocean or what you do with it. Apparently.

I'm getting down the bookies and lumping on the Russian being voted player of the season. And not just at Arsenal. I reckon he will be crowned the best in the Premiership. By everyone. Including my cat.

We saw his talent last year and he hadn't even settled down properly then. Imagine what he will be like after acclimatising to the Premiership and having a proper pre-season at Arsenal? I think I've just pissed myself thinking about it.

Now I may suffer from incontinence but Arshavin doesn't suffer from being incompetent so that backs me up. Have I lost you? I've lost myself. One thing I haven't lost though is my viginity.......Erm, I mean my view that Arshavin is ready to rip the Premiership a new arsehole.

I fancy Arshavin (not in that way!) to finish his career at Arsenal and become a legend at the club. He says the right things, he does the right things and we've seen how loyal he is to a club. He was at his former club for a very long time and that impressed me. He showed loyalty.

Loyalty. A nice word to use. Unfortunately some players don't know the meaning of the word. Adebayor for instance. Yes I know its boring. I'm on the Adebayor hating band-wagon but I've read he wants a loyalty bonus from us.

Fuck your loyalty bonus Ade. You fucked that up when you and your agent whored yourself around Europe last summer. You were even at this summer when you were on your way to Manchester City. What a whore.

Do the right thing and wave the bonus away or if you are so bothered about your precious image in Africa then if you do receive it, give it away to those who need it in Africa. That way your precious image is kept.

Sorry for the rant at the end!

Keep it Goonerish.................

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rosicky was wearing blue actually....

Anonymous said...

Still can't believe a club is willing to pay that much money for Ade. I suppose we've got Madrid to thank for inflating the market. It's now more important than ever to have Wenger at our club unearthing gems

Ross said...

"And remember, its not the size that counts, its the motion in the ocean or what you do with it. Apparently"

You trying to tell us something about the size of your banana Wrighty :P

Wrighty7 said...

Don't be silly Ross. Ha ha

Anonymous said...

Yet another Arsenal blog feeling at ease with itself in expressing it's homo-eroticism when discussing football and players.

Good for you, Wrighty7!

Wrighty7 said...

Wearing the blue of Arsenal...

Wearing the red and white of Arsenal...

Its irrelevant. I'm just happy he is back.

Anonymous said...

Well done Man City, offsides and missed chances

25 million quid

What were you thinking?

Wrighty7 said...

Thanks mate. I think.

Ross said...

LOL you know im kidding :P

Anonymous said...

Let's all give Adebarndoor a nice royal welcome when City come to town on 24th April 2010, like we used to for Teddy Sherringham.

Boris Godunov said...

The idea for this season is to win Carling Cup, EPL (unbeaten once more), Champions league and the FA Cup. Dudu and RVP for joined top scorers, Arshavin for world player of the year, Rosicky to stay fit, Wenger for manager of the year and Fagregas back to his best. And don't give me "it's too much to ask" shit. It's time for the Great Arse to rule!

Anonymous said...

Official Arsenal Cunt List 2009-10:

1. Emmanuel (fucking-leave) Adebayor
2. Cashley (mobile-phone) Cole
3. David (beaten-up) Bentley
4. Lassana (melon-head) Diarra
5. Alex (subs-bench) Hleb

I-Thank-You

We were there said...

Yeah, Arshavin will have a huge impact. He and Eduardo would be the perfect pair up front if at least one of them was tall enough to go up against these giant centre backs in the air.
But RVP isn't tall enough, or quick enough either. Bendtner is too inconsistent. Arsene better spend and spend big or it'll be more mediocrity and some great players leaving next Summer

nis said...

love him or hate him, ade looks to be on his way. surely wenger is gonna replace him? we need another attacking player or atleast a promotion from the reserves. I just dont wanna see eboue in any other position other than right back this season

Anonymous said...

Ha!! adebayor would miss hitting an elephant in a 4 feet wide alley from a meter away!! Good luck mcity.. Now it's your time to bear with the cunt!!

Anonymous said...

silly cunts...