It's a summer of transfer and rumour madness that I'm sure will get even more mental than Britney Spears over the course of the next few weeks.
Manchester City and Real Madrid are the main reason for bigger sums of money being spent than Beth Ditto's chocolate bill.
To be fair to both clubs, if you've got the money then why not spend it? Of course there is an element that it is unfair but if you are a Manchester City or Real Madrid supporter then there is no doubt that right now would be a very exciting time for you.
Manchester City are trying to gain ground on the top four so you can understand their reasons for spending more money than Frank Lampard does down the local chip shop on players.
They keep being linked with our very own Kolo Toure and if Wenger is interested in selling, then I'd bleed those suckers dry.
I've just seen Barcelona involved in the most stupid deal in my whole entire stinking existence. Splashing out £38m + Samuel Eto'o + Alex Hleb for Zlatan Ibrahimovic is ludacris. But it may work to Arsenal's advantage.
Maybe Arsenal could come to a similar arrangement with City. Without any disrespect Manchester City are trying to act and think like a big club. If they want Toure that much then Arsene should call their bluff.
Get Micah Richards included in the deal and receive maybe £8m or no deal. I wouldn't want to see Kolo go but if he does the blow would be softened with Richards' arrival.
I don't want any of this loyalty stuff. It should be on our terms. Toure shouldn't be allowed to leave because he wants a last big pay-day. Not that I believe Kolo is motivated by money anyway. Like his mate at Eastlands.
Keep it Goonerish..............