Monday, 9 November 2009

Darren Fletcher owes Arsene Wenger an apology.

Who ever said that 'footballers have no sense of humour'? I don't know either. I just made it up.

If that quote did exist though then Darren Fletcher would be exempt. He believes, wait for it, that comments made by Arsene Wenger earlier in the season have resulted in him being singled out by referees.

I needed that good laugh!

So there you have it, Wenger has made referees hate Darren Fletcher and now the poor little darling is suffering for it as a result.

How Fletcher has even come to this conclusion I don't know. Old red nose must be spoon feeding him whatever he drinks because as far as I'm aware Wenger has never even named Fletcher as the culprit who booted our players up and down the pitch during the clash with United earlier in the season.

What Darren Fletcher needs to realise is that instead of blaming Wenger for the amount of fouls he gives away in a game he should take a look at himself. Its not Wenger's fault that he runs around kicking players and is in fact, a dirty little fouling bastard.

Reading what Darren Fletcher said made me laugh and I pissed my pants. So I want some new ones. Then again reading a lot of stuff coming straight out of Old Trafford makes me wet my undies. So they owe me loads of new pants.

So much crap comes out of the corridors of Old Trafford and most of it is very hypocritical. Nothing is ever Manchester United's fault and is always everybody else's.

I think that Fletcher should come out and give Arsene Wenger an apology. Wenger has never named him as the player who ran around booting players in the air and perhaps Fletcher should look a little closer to home before announcing that Arsene Wenger influences ref's.

Because Alex Ferguson doesn't do it does he?

Keep it Goonerish..............

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Man Utd used to be a great footballing team. Its a shame to see them reduced to the same tactics as Blackburn, Bolton etc.
You know Utd are in trouble when Dazza has become their second most influential player (after granny snatcher). This is what leveraged buyouts do to you - ruin your finances then the quality of the team. Hope it end in tears for them ala Leeds style. Loserpool & Madrid are you watching.

Anonymous said...

Gooner like you Wrighty, after the game with utd, arsene mentioned a utd player that went round kicking everyone without being booked. The journo said Fletcher and Arsene started laughing and said why did you pick him out. Obviously meaning him - so come on; not quite, but yes he did mean him. The dirty bastard!

Paul

Anonymous said...

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fletcher whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, we play him on the right he makes messi look shyte,deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fletcher........... fucking cunt,try to win the ball rather than run in kicking hopin to get a touch on the ball next time you northern mug fletcher

Anonymous said...

but wenger said he fouled consistently without getting booked, not fouled without the ref giving freekicks

Anonymous said...

and how comes we got 6 yellow cards at old trafford and there was only a couple yesterday in a much dirtier game?

Anonymous said...

man utd have gone backwards , 2 years ago fletcher was a dog turd, now they have gone so backwards they would have won the cl league final if he wasnt suspended,boo hoo its all falling apart for all the glory hunters

sol said...

ferguson is the manager who influences refs the most, cant believe the fuckin nerve of that cunt fletcher to say something like that.

loved seein that wanker cry when they lost that game tho. fuckin northern monkey scumbag

Anonymous said...

Darren Feltcher should stick a gerbil up his arse.

Ole Gunner said...

For a supposed "hardman" and "destroyer" Darren Fletcher is such a whiny girl.

The real proper hard men in the game wouldn't moan about getting free kicks given against them.

Can you imagine Vinny Jones weeping about a piffling free kick like Fletcher?

He should have been sent off yesterday too. The level of ddissent he showed to the ref was disgraceful, and he was up to his serial fouling party trick. That makes 2 yellows to most proper referees.

Christian said...

great post.
I pissed my pants laughing. You owe me a new pair, mate ;)

Anonymous said...

Skinny rat faced cunt! Fucking love to cave his skinny legs in with a two footed lunge!

Vertino said...

Fletcher falls into the trap. At no point did Wenger mention his name and with this accusation Fletch shows how stupid he really is by admitting he was that unnamed player. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

Harshal :) said...

Awesome man!

Hit the nail on the head as far as I am concerend. Fletcher is fouling cunt!

goonermichael said...

fletcher is a cunt Wrighty as are all mancs.

Anonymous said...

Fletcher squat to pee, heshe a bitch lol

Anonymous said...

ha they owe me a few pants too..Arsenal owe me a few tshirts for making me drool over their football but I can give them a pass..cant believe SAF got off this time..thought he would be done for good..never know the referees might hire an assasin to take him out soon..fletcher is a cheating girl..hope he gets buried..he has made wenger's comments his own bane..

Anonymous said...

Fletcher is an idiot, its as simple as that. He got away with fouls against us and he says nothing. Now, he claimed Wenger is responsible for the freekick. I say we want more from Wenger.

Anonymous said...

Well how many foul before you get a card? Well ever time Fletcher fouls the crowd sings How Many Ref,is would put Fletcher under the microscope.so he will have to clean up his act.

Anonymous said...

Good to know Arsene can cost utd 3 points even without being at the match... talk about influence.

Northbanker said...

Well Mr Fletcher, if referees were'nt aware that you are a serial fouler then you,ve certainly made them aware now - stupid imbecile. You must also have commited a hell of a lot of fouls to be singled out by a man who see's nothing. Even your mates are trying to outdo you as well now what with the karate kick on Drogba.
At this rate fat Sam is looking more and more like Fergie's natural successor.

Anonymous said...

DutchGooner10 says

It had to come some day for ManU. I mean the sour grapes. Their last Champions League match became a draw in the 7 minute of injury time for fuck sake. I didn’t hear them complain then.

We witnessed entire seasons of that type. Fletcher complains just after one match.

But I understand if you have been that privileged for years it’s hard to step back. Knowing all too well that kind of ‘luck’ is vital to your title race and trophy chances.

But no Pinokkio nose can save them now. A marathon is just too long for that.

Fletcher announces what worries ManU; they feel threatened by public calls for equal justice.

And they rightly should be as their believe system is crumbling down.

Anonymous said...

fletcher is just a cunt

Anonymous said...

Daz,

Did you see it when Fletcher was getting fouled a fair bit towards the end of the match and was getting all frustrated? and I think it was Lampard who fouled him and then gave him a playful bat around the ear!! Fletchers reaction was funnny as fuck! He was like a 5 year old kid in the sweet shop being told by his mother to put the fucking sweets back!!! what a FANNY he is ! Midfield enforcer my arse!! LOL

gunnersgun said...

fletcher u are a sore loser. u go play RUGBY better

Anonymous said...

Fuck off Manu blogger.

I loved Fletcher's performance. Lampard gave him a taste of his own medicine.

So when he cant kick, he throws his toys out of the pram.

Enjoy yr season mate, but dont worry, I am sure the other katate kids in your team will replace you in the eyes of blinded reds.

Anonymous said...

@ anonymous 10 November 2009 16:53

fuck off you cunt, no one gives a shit what a prick like you thinks and FOR FUCKS SAKE DO NOT TYPE IN CAPITALS YOU MORON PUSSY CUNT.

Zigzag said...

HEY, ANONYMOUS, YOU BRAVE AND INTELLIGENT HERO!. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW FUNNY YOU ARE! YOU ARE AN EPITOME (look it up) OF MANURE SAD CLUB AND FANS. NASTY BOY! YOU SHOULD DO IT AS A STAND-UP COMEDY GAG WITH A SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION FOR A FINALE!

Anonymous said...

hey that manutd idiot calling wenger a paedo.. idiot glory hunter weirdo getting all emotional and stuff..

And the funniest thing is they think that the refs/Fa and media are all anti manutd. Like them against the world. HAHAHAHA!

Go ask any other fans(not united fans obviously) opinion on who the refs prefer and you'll get the same answer- manunited.. manunited, manunited.

They talk about how the refs hate SAF. well i dont see it when he was laughing with wiley while they scored the winner AFTER injury time was over against city.

SAF got scrutinised only now because he went too far and insulted wiley saying he could not keep up! He influence the refs more than any other.If others said what SAF said,they would be ban from the touchline till next season. And how bout rooney having a fits or saying 'fuck off' to refs about 20 times a game ? does he get punish- NO! Please.. wiley called rooney Wazza for fuck sake

Anonymous said...

This is a ridiculous comment by Fletcher for a number of reasons.

1.Guilty conscience if Wenger didn't mention him why would he suggest he was the player.

2.I'm a gooner but went to the Chavski Manure dame on Sunday (free tickets) and Fletcher could have gone against Chelsea persistent fouling and didn't even get booked.

Anonymous said...

for the manu fan

face it u manc, your best ever player has left u and he didnt even reach his prime. valencia giggs owen and anderson and many more are all crap; i mean u played your little hearts out against chelsea and got fuck all. did u see red nose, i think we should call him red face. u expect the refs to get u 3 points. fletcher is a dirty player like robbie savage. they get away with those type of tackles cause they are skiny cunts. it was a clumsy tackle abit like rio. red face moans about everything and its because of his current crop of young rubbish players, great has beens, and new pointless (obatan) players letting him down. they will give him a heart attack. he sounds like that wornock fella moan moan. its rubbing off on his average players.
mr wenger and arsenal are a class act from top to bottom. refs give us nothing and weve all come to accept that manu always have a 12th man and if not all hell breaks loose. i mean what player would have the nerve to say what fletcher said the spoilt brat. as for terry and rooney the 12th man will not be at the world cup.

so stop watching every move we make, i know u cant help it being sexy football and all.

Anonymous said...

FUCK ALL U ARSENAL SCUM, REMEMBER U ARE NOTHING 2 US , IN FACT I DONT EVEN CONSIDER U A THREAT COZ U WILL CRACK JUST LIKE 2 YEARS AGO WHEN EDUARDO BROKE HIS LEG HAHAHA , CHELSEA AND US ALONE WILL CHALLENGE 4 THE TITLE AND WE WILL STILL WIN IT, U HAVE PLAYED 2 DECENT TEAMS THIS SEASON AND WERE BEATEN TWICE U FUCKING MUPPETS. JUST COMPARE THE FACTS WE HAVE WON MORE F.A , LEAGUE CUPS TITLES , COMPARED 2 US U HAVE NO HISTORY WHATSOEVER, SORRY ALMOST 4GOT HOW MANY EUROPEAN CUPS U WON HAHAHAHA ZILCH ZERO GOODNIGHT MUGS

Anonymous said...

Fletchhead is a walking yellow card on a stick


Funny how fletcher did get away (and scoles usually) with a lot of fouls.


Anyway...It's Ferguson's fault! Ferguson has gotten on the wrong side of referees( with his comments about fitness amongst other) and they're about to get some serious referee scrutinying

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Anonymous said...

darren fletcher is a fuckin weirdo and wenger never even said his name (idiot) and he cant even tell the bloody diffrence between football and rugby

and just cos ronaldo left utd all of a sudden fletcher is their key player. united are nothing now, so its gonna be a 2 horse race: arsenal and chelsea

Anonymous said...

All you Arses's are just very poor losers.

In reality you would all take a player like Fletcher in your team in a minute.

The reason the Arse will not win anything again under Wenger is that the team are too soft and full of Johnny foriegners. They don't like it up em.