Every summer us Gooners are treated to a 'will he, wont he' saga.
Whether its Cesc Fabregas, Samir Nasri, or Pascal Cygan, every year we are pulling our hair out over one/some of our players 'wanting' to leave.
The biggest story in recent times (and its been bigger than Frank Lampard's derby) has been our skipper being linked to FC Barcelona. Over, and over, and over, again.
We have heard it all from his Barca DNA, to his desire to wear Barcelona knickers, and Carles Puyol wanting to keep him as a pet. In his el jardín.
Now finally this speculation can end. And it can't come quick enough.
Cesc Fabregas has come out and said he is happy at Arsenal and his future is down to Arsenal Wenger. The link is here.
Now Arsene Wenger recently said that Cesc is going to be at the club for a 'long time' so I fully expect to see Fabregas leading us out as captain next season.
This is fantastic news for Gooners but it is especially brilliant news for my knackers.
If you follow me on Twitter you will know that I said I am confident of Cesc staying at the club and if he left then all my followers could kick me in the gonads.
So thank you for saving my manhood Cesc.
Of course there will be doubts from some about the comments made by him. The more pessimistic of Gooners will say he is still leaving but I'm more than happy with what Cesc said.
Barcelona will still make noises, they can't help it, but the truth is unless they pay Arsenal what Wenger thinks he is worth then he will still be a Gunner.
From my point of view the speculation of Cesc's future, like Ryan Giggs' injunction, is over. Finito.
Any little rumours can jog right on. I will laugh in those rumours faces.
Cesc Fabregas will still be an Arsenal player next season and my balls have breathed a sigh of relief.
Keep It Goonerish......