In my whole entire stinking existence I have never seen Arsenal involved in a relegation scrap.
There is always a first for everything I suppose!
People say Arsenal will find it tough to get into the top four this season.
Well, at the moment, I'd be happy if we finish outside of the bottom four!
In all seriousness I am becoming a little worried. And I don't like that because I've always been a glass half-full kind of fella.
Of course I don't believe we will be sucked into a relegation battle.
I'm still very confident of a top four finish too.
What I am worried about is the fact that we no longer seem to be able to compete with Manchester United, Manchester City and Chelsea.
That hurts me bad. Real bad. In fact I'd rather suffer a year in a room with no doors and Harry Redknapp as my only companion than feel this pain.
I think its time I admit it to myself.
Arsenal are no longer title contenders but are the best of the rest after the Manchester clubs and Chelsea.
My ambitions for my beloved club have been lowered lower than Wee Man from Jackass doing the Limbo.
For the moment our 'title' is fourth place.
Any less and this season will be a spectacular flop. Floppier than a floppy disk with impotence.
One piece of silverware, and I mean ANY silverware, a place in the Champions League qualifiers for 2012 will be a fantastic season for me now.
From there we can build, again, and next season actually challenge for the Premiership title.
Keep It Goonerish........