Wednesday 16 June 2010

Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya!

How about Na Na Na Na Na and one more for luck, Na.

This is one transfer that will never, ever, ever happen. Never in my whole entire stinking existence anyway.

Why are Arsenal forever being linked with Yaya Toure? I know his agent (pimp) has been whoring Kolo's little brother around like a little hoe but flip de flop I wish there would be an end to it all!

Everywhere I look I see the speculation linking him with a move to Arsenal or even rejecting us!

Now that makes me giggle like a school girl. Yaya Toure, rejecting a move to Arsenal? Does nobody actually remember the fact that he was on trial for Arsenal once. And was rejected.

So who has done the rejecting?

I can't doubt that Yaya is a quality player but there is no chance of him joining Arsenal so whenever you see that he would consider a move to us or that he has turned us down don't pay attention.

The story, like my blog, is boring now.

Of course Yaya Toure is at the World Cup and putting himself in the shop window. Did you know that he has even rejected Arsenal?

Talking of the World Cup a pal of mine runs a World Cup blog called A2BWorld Cup. Check it out. It has some interesting articles. I wrote on there once too about England's chances of glory.

Slim to fuck all if you ask me.

I can't wait till tomorrow. The Premiership fixtures are announced and finally proper football will be back soon.

Is it me or has this World Cup been shite so far? As for those poxy trumpet things..........

Keep it Goonerish.............

11 comments:

Aaron said...

Well said... I hope Yaya eats his own face... Then sticks his skinless head up his own arse... Then signs for Man City... Then we win the league, after whipping them twice... Then his left eyeball falls out and rolls across the pitch during a game, and kolo picks it up and throws it at Adebayor and it bursts all over his million mile an hour mouth and he vomits... Yeah... Thats right... I hope it... I hope it real hard! Hope with me everyone... Come On Arsenal!

chesterCZ said...

very well said wrighty... I agree with you completly on the subject of the shit cup... I mean, the first real match was played today between Spain and Switzerland... I was just wondering how Cesc must feel that he doesn't even get into Spanish national team, I mean, if he doesn't start in national team, what are his chances to become a member of the starting XI at Barca? That would be just stupid to leave now, and call me naive, but I don't think that Cesc is stupid and that he would leave before Xavi gets raped somewhere... :D :D

Anonymous said...

Huge fee (£20 mill mentioned) plus massive wages. He is City bound for sure...

Sol said...

"Slim to fuck all" is spot on! The media hype us up constantly, England will have to defeat Germany, and then one of Brazil or Holland in all likelihood - that ain't happening for shit!

Anonymous said...

World Cup has been RUBBISH!!!
Every Top 10 side in the champions League would beat any International team.
Boring football and appalling atmosphere.
The WORST tournament of all time!

Now for some good news!
I am 90% certain Arsenal will keep Fabregas for another year - fuck Yaya and his dimmer brother - and that Wenger is on the brink of signing a TOP goalkeeper, will give Fabianski on loan and make Scesny no.2

Anonymous said...

World Cup has been RUBBISH!!!
Every Top 10 side in the champions League would beat any International team.
Boring football and appalling atmosphere.
The WORST tournament of all time!

Now for some good news!
I am 90% certain Arsenal will keep Fabregas for another year - fuck Yaya and his dimmer brother - and that Wenger is on the brink of signing a TOP goalkeeper, will give Fabianski on loan and make Scesny no.2

Anonymous said...

he is not good enough and his attitude is and always has been wrong thats why he failed when on trail...

Anonymous said...

yaya can fuck off to his brother to m.city and smell the rubber! as for cesc i hope he understood today that if he leaves Arsenal for barca he will be worming the bench like he did today in the game against swiss.....its up to him gooners!look at hleb,flamini viera and even king henry...what were they doing after leaving Arsenal???? fuck allllll

Anonymous said...

Get your facts straight!

Yes Yaya was on trial but Arsene wanted to sign him but unfortunately he could not the relevant paper work (passport) to be able to come to us. His club Beveren could not wait and needed money, so they sold him to the russian club and the rest is history.

Anonymous said...

Sad truth is yaya doesn't need us, but we do need him. Oh and Wenger rejected Ibra as well, Wenger has made his own enormous gaffes.

Joppa Road said...

LOL @ the last comment from ANON (comment 44) on the post 'Where is the Love?'