Lionel Messi has agreed to leave Barcelona for Arsenal and will move to the Emirates Stadium in the summer.
The Sunday Bullshit claims the Argentine international will don the famous red and white shirt next season after agreeing a deal with the North London giants.
The 23-year-old will also be given the number 100 jersey and is expected to pen a twenty year deal until June 2031.
However, Arsenal will have to negotiate a transfer with Barcelona who would be resistant to a move.
But, £10.74 and a packet of Pickled Onion flavour Monster Munch could be enough to convince L'equip Blaugrana into parting company with their man.
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