Accrington Stanley, who are they?
But I know for a FACT that Cesc would go there just to get out of his Arsenal 'hell'.
If I make things up like this more often do you think I could get a job as a 'journalist' with Sky Sports?
I only ask because their Spanish 'expert' Graham Hunter, aka Sloth from the Goonies, seems to love inventing stories and I'm sure he is highly paid for the privilege.
His most recent fairy-tale is that Cesc is soooo determined to leave Arsenal he would join Manchester City.
Even a deaf and blind Dalmatian with herpes could tell you that Fabregas would only leave Arsenal to join his boyhood club FC Barcelona.
Where does Sloth, I mean Hunter, get these ideas from?
I mean, do they just randomly pop into his egg head and the likes of Sky and Talksport fall for it?
Apparently he is well respected but I'm sorry, making stories up more fictional than Bugs Bunny doesn't make me respect him.
In my opinion he spouts more shit than an arsehole and I just can't take him seriously.
In fact, I believe he should change his name by deed poll to Graham Cunter. Because he is a massive c-word.
He is always trying to come out with these 'Spanish' exclusives.
Only last month Cunter was adament that Cesc made it 'absolutely clear he wants to go Barcelona".
What will it be next month? That paella is made mainly from rice?
Maybe I'm being a little harsh on the man. For all I know he might have been dropped on his head as a child and these 'illusons' just appear before him.
What I do know is that every transfer window since 1652 Graham Hunter has said that Cesc Fabregas is leaving Arsenal.
Of course I don't doubt that one day that will happen (and Cesc will join Barca NOT Man City) and Hunter can rejoice in his brilliant prediction that no one else predicted.
But is there any chance he could tone down the make believe stories please?
Otherwise Sky will drop the Revista De La Liga show and instead have the 'Graham Hunter Fibbing But Lets Show It Anyway Show'.
And I would cancel my Sky subscription if that happened.
Keep It Goonerish......