So Arsenal have been snubbed by Phil Jagielka apparently because of our 'fading appeal'.
I'm sorry, but I haven't seen anything as funny as this since I saw those newly weds dancing to 'I like big butts' on Youtube.
Seriously, I'm not being arrogant here, do you honestly see Phil Jagielka turning down a move to Arsenal if the chance arose?
I like Everton, don't mind them at all, but I'm sure Jagielka would see Arsenal as a huge step up and any ambitious player would jump higher than an Olympic high jumper with a hot poker up his arse at the chance.
Maybe Arsenal have enquired about him in the past, I don't know, but I doubt very much that Arsene Wenger would put in a bid for him over £6-8m.
And that's a fee I'd agree with too.
The fee I've seen bandied about for him, £14-18m is more crazier than Tom Cruise on the Oprah Winfrey show during a sugar rush. Incredible.
I know what I find more credible, Arsenal refusing to meet that price and definitely NOT Jagielka rejecting us.
Yet again the 'knock Arsenal whilst they are supposedly down' bang-wagon is out in full force.
What next? Shaun Wright-Phillips rejecting us for Swindon Town?
I dunno, maybe it will be Stuart Downing favouring a move to Liverpool over us. Oh....wait.
Keep It Goonerish........