Monday, 18 July 2011

Yeah, Course We've Been Snubbed By Phil Jagielka!

So Arsenal have been snubbed by Phil Jagielka apparently because of our 'fading appeal'.

I'm sorry, but I haven't seen anything as funny as this since I saw those newly weds dancing to 'I like big butts' on Youtube.

Seriously, I'm not being arrogant here, do you honestly see Phil Jagielka turning down a move to Arsenal if the chance arose?

I like Everton, don't mind them at all, but I'm sure Jagielka would see Arsenal as a huge step up and any ambitious player would jump higher than an Olympic high jumper with a hot poker up his arse at the chance.

Maybe Arsenal have enquired about him in the past, I don't know, but I doubt very much that Arsene Wenger would put in a bid for him over £6-8m.

And that's a fee I'd agree with too.

The fee I've seen bandied about for him, £14-18m is more crazier than Tom Cruise on the Oprah Winfrey show during a sugar rush. Incredible.

I know what I find more credible, Arsenal refusing to meet that price and definitely NOT Jagielka rejecting us.

Yet again the 'knock Arsenal whilst they are supposedly down' bang-wagon is out in full force.

What next? Shaun Wright-Phillips rejecting us for Swindon Town?

I dunno, maybe it will be Stuart Downing favouring a move to Liverpool over us. Oh....wait.

Keep It Goonerish........


Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

i saw that rubbish and didn't even bother to read it. there are some things you should not even click fanhouse articles and bleacher reports!

Anonymous said...

like Ivan said, there is a void due to lack of info from the club which must be filled by vultures. well not those same words

Lewis said...

I agree with the karzie that the independant wrote, according to them he rejected us in March when the window was well and truely closed. I never rated him that highly at Shef Utd and my opinion hasn't changed that much, anything over 10mil would be a bump in my opinion. There are better options out there.
It gets a bit boring really, just think he (the 'reporter' ) got paid for writing the piece as well.
I reckon I could right tripe like that if I knew I would get paid no matter what

Anonymous said...

ohh wait....Seb Larsson turned arsenal down for Sunderland. its getting funnier every day

Danish Gooner said...

I would only bother with Jagielka if he came for free or a bag of crisps.

Anonymous said...

Never fear Goons.
Never fear.

We will sign BENZEMA in in two weeks!


Never fear.

PS: It will be the same week Fab joins Barca.

k theBoss said...

you saw it too? i laughed myself to headache when i saw it

Anonymous said...

Well said

greg said...

Nice post, jagielka is not even worth £6-8, I remenber our guys playing with him on the pitch and scoring an own goal against us. I appreciate Everton and I think he is the right guy for them =X

Anonymous said...

would you choose to play with idiots like eboue and rosicky?

Maverick said...

@anon 22:15, how do you know about anything to do with Benzema and Cesc etc you got insider info? I got a feeling though that something is up i have a gut feeling that Arsene is up to something and we will all be quite pleasantly surprised.

goonermichael said...

Wrighty when I saw that headline i pressed the "hide publication" button on newsnow. They are wankers and lazy wankers at that.

Anonymous said...

Arsene knows....Phil gets Jagie jagka
when Arsene swaps him for big Brenda!
(A bit of nonsense in crapping with the article).
Keep it goonery

Anonymous said...

so jagielka turned down a chance to play in the CL........if true hes an idiot. there are better CBs out there than him for about the same as we can get him for....

but as you say mostly like the story has been....twisted.

tonbridge plasterer said...

sound like rubish to me, not really who we need anyway prefer cahill or samba

Anonymous said...

Hehe your club is a joke!

Anonymous said...

Your gonna loose your first game then everything is gonna go downhill. Top 5 for arsenal from now on. The next Leeds FC =P

Anonymous said...

Arsenal are the least likely to become the next 'leeds utd'. We are financially stable, bitch.

Anonymous said...

Buy: Cahill / Dann, Samba, Fellaini, M'Vila.

Sell: Bartender, Fabregay, Almunia, Eboue, Squillaci, Koscielny, Song.

GKs: Szczesny, Mannone, Fabianski
RBs: Sagna, Jenkinson
LBs: Traore, Vermaelen, Gibbs
CBs: Samba, Cahill / Dann, Vermaelen, _____Djourou, Barley, Miquel
DMFs: Wilshere, Fellaini, M'Vila, ______Frimpong, Ramsey, Diaby
Wingers: Rosicky, Miyaichi, _________Gervinho, Arshavin, Nasri
Strikers: van Persie, Walcott, Vela, Campbell, Chamakh

Anonymous said...

Ha-ha, good article!

Anonymous said...

Isn't he the guy that needs to live close to his mum because he gets homesick?

Nah too weak for the Gunners.

Top write up Wrighty!