This Cesc Fabregas saga is beginning to do my head in a little bit.
I'm starting to feel like I'm having a Déjà vu.
I'm starting to feel like I'm having a Déjà vu........eh? I swear I wrote that a minute ago.
To be honest I'm still very confident that Cesc will be an Arsenal player next season.
I know he is suffering at Arsenal, so much so he'd rather join Millwall than stay with us, but unfortunately Barcelona don't seem to value him that much.
If they did, then they would put his transfer as a priority over the Sanchez deal.
Instead they continue to flirt with Cesc like the time, and I swear on this, Rihanna did with me in a strip club one night.
Then I woke up. Sweating.
Barcelona continue to flash their knickers at our skipper in the hope he will put in a transfer request to pull those knickers down.
Well, I can't see him doing that because;
A) Despite him being in an Arsenal 'hell' he does genuinely love us,
B) By all accounts he has a mega monster munch whack of loyalty money he would miss out on if he asked for a transfer.
Now Pep Guardiola has said his club have until 31 August to do a deal with us for Cesc.
Arsenal should say bollocks to that. And they should say it in public too.
And by the way, I would love to see Arsene Wenger saying bollocks.
Call a press conference and tell the whole wide world and its entire stinking existence that Barca have until 30 July to meet our terms or they can just jog on.
After that date we will ignore them like my guvnor does me when I ask for a pay-rise.
This saga is taking over our summer and I'm sure that preparations for the new season must be being affected by it.
If we are spending all our time fighting Barca off then how can we concentrate on getting the players in that we need?
Also these players might want to see if Cesc is still at Arsenal before they sign.
It is fast turning into Farcelona more than Barcelona and this farce needs to end before I go more loco than Britney Spears.
Keep It Goonerish........