Jack Wilshere has agreed to leave Arsenal for Barcelona and will move to the Camp Nou in the Summer.
The Daily Bullshit claims that the England international will wear the famous red and blue next season after agreeing a deal with the Catalan giants.
The 19-year old will be given the number 4 jersey and is expected to pen a long-term contract until 2025.
The only sticking point in the deal is Arsenal's reluctance to sanction the transfer. However this will not stop the move from happening because FC Barcelona are the masters of the universe.
Barcelona midfielder Xavi, best known as 'el gallo' (the cock) spoke to the Daily Bullshit after the 2-1 defeat against Arsenal;
"Wilshere is part of Barcelona's DNA.
He would adapt perfectly to the club and the team. He is a fantastic player.
His Father bought him a FC Barca keyring in 2001 during a family holiday to Spain. It is his destiny to play with us.
We are pleased he is coming, Arsenal can't hold him against his will for much longer."
Keep It Goonerish..........