Thursday, 17 February 2011

Arsenal Midfielder Jack Wilshere Agrees To Join Barcelona In Summer - Report

Jack Wilshere has agreed to leave Arsenal for Barcelona and will move to the Camp Nou in the Summer.

The Daily Bullshit claims that the England international will wear the famous red and blue next season after agreeing a deal with the Catalan giants.

The 19-year old will be given the number 4 jersey and is expected to pen a long-term contract until 2025.

The only sticking point in the deal is Arsenal's reluctance to sanction the transfer. However this will not stop the move from happening because FC Barcelona are the masters of the universe.

Barcelona midfielder Xavi, best known as 'el gallo' (the cock) spoke to the Daily Bullshit after the 2-1 defeat against Arsenal;

"Wilshere is part of Barcelona's DNA.

He would adapt perfectly to the club and the team. He is a fantastic player.

His Father bought him a FC Barca keyring in 2001 during a family holiday to Spain. It is his destiny to play with us.

We are pleased he is coming, Arsenal can't hold him against his will for much longer."

Keep It Goonerish..........

51 comments:

Anonymous said...

BULLSHIT!

Anonymous said...

New that was going to happen.....damn!!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA!! Fuckin Hell!! nice one.. exactly what I needed at midday!! Thanks Wrighty! Nice to have you back!

sashi said...

just bcoz u guys won a match doesn't mean u foul mouth an opponent.. u gotta be graceful when u win.. these bull shit arrogance wont take u guys anywhere.

Anonymous said...

total crap!!!

Anonymous said...

so unfunny

Anonymous said...

On the subject of teams DNA it is good to see our very own Pedro Botelho being shifted from club to club in Spain after serially depositing Arsenal DNA into several of the owners daughters.

Anonymous said...

good one! :D but seriously, I'm getting really pissed off at Xavi and co who constantly horass Arsenal players in the media claiming that evey decent Arsenal player dreams of coming to Barca and warm the bench for a year before leaving on loan and be released shortly after. Pique, Xavi and Puuol should have their asses kicked up and down the London streets by Arsenal fans for opening thei big ugly mouths - Assholes

Anonymous said...

hahaha

whats more funny...

Wrightys post or those hilarious people in the comments who can't take/understand a joke?

keep it up W7
PROUD TO BE A GOONER

Anonymous said...

This is a totally bullshit post get a life and write better posts. Fucking idiot

Anonymous said...

I am belly laughing wrighty!!! What a great article, priceless....Blader

Anonymous said...

its just a joke . dont take it seriously mates.

Anonymous said...

Sashi where was this gracefulness when Barca were pursuing Cesc in the summer?

epic post mate..only funny people will get it!

Anonymous said...

LOL. And some of the comments are even funnier!

Anonymous said...

LOL @ blog post and the QQ comments abouty it!

Anonymous said...

Hahahha.. Very good jokes! Thanks for posting..

Anonymous said...

is barcelona crazy or what.fabregas,nasri now wilshere.besides they wont even be played yet with us they play frequently

Gar said...

Great post. Time to have a go a the barcacunts. Fuck the negative comments - we too enough shit from Xavi and Co during the summer. What a pleasure to beat them.

Anonymous said...

come on what i heard was he signed a deal with barca to 3025 instead of 2025

Anonymous said...

Lol! I thought for sure they would be wanting to sign Van Persie after last night! Jack is Arsenal through and through. He's staying right where he is.

tekkers said...

nooooo,you got it all wrong,he's got westham d.n.a

Anonymous said...

NICE ONE MAN!!!
BTW FUCK YOU CRAPELONA
FINALLY KICKED THE CRAP OUT OF YOU

Anonymous said...

how about the time when xavi and co wanted Denilson? Since he also got a Barca cock?? DO they still want him???

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Barca can have Diaby not Jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL classic post. best part was "'el gallo' (the cock)" hahaha. n for those that dont know, it was a joke!!!!!!!! cant believe how dense dome people are to think this is a real story. nice read tho, thanx

Anonymous said...

suffice me to add. He was in the barcelona youth academy at the age of 14 until arsenal came and fish him out to arsenal.

Anonymous said...

hahahah...very funny wrghty...
keeep it up and fuk barca....
common goooners we can destroy barca...

Anonymous said...

I like to advice the barca adminstration that they should buy off the arsenal squad and kick out the likes of messi n the rest n forget about wilshere and fab

Anonymous said...

Very nice one!! Even my wife had a good laugh!

Ryan said...

@sashi go watch fuckin farouk khan and shut ur cunt for a mouth!!

All english commentators are GAY! When Arsenal won they chocked up like a dick was in their throat! They never give Arsenal a fighting chance! So f*#ck off all arselona haters!!! P.S: F*#k u too messi! RvP took u to fuckin school!!! Imagine Bentner owning the barcelona defence in the second tie! Anything is possible now! Manchester United time to take a back seat. WE ARE AT WAR! COME ON GOONERS!!!! XD

Anonymous said...

I love the first 2 answers to this lol

DesiGunner said...

Brilliant.

Anonymous said...

You're a joke, your team is a joke.

Hows that Emirates trophy cabinet going?

Dickhead

Anonymous said...

Now I know most of those who comment or read arsenal blogs are not really arsenal fans. they pretend. They are either Barca or Anti Arsenal. They are exposing themselves after the win.
Good Wright

Anonymous said...

funniest post i've seen yet, nice one wrighty

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Anonymous said...

You're asking about Arsenal's trophy cabinet?

It will bare 4 trophies at the end of this season mate. Minimum 3.

That's 3 more then your team. (Which I suppose is either Spuds, Mancs or Barac!) LOL!!!!

Aashavin said...

The amount of people who can't take a freaking joke is baffling! And if you a barca fan you can 'have intercourse ' with yourself. We couldn't care less what you think or feel!

Anonymous said...

ignore the negitive shites on here its born out of jelousey, fear and hate toward a great football club on the verge of becoming the best in the world in the next few seasons.

how short memories are, when barca harrassed or in everyone but UEFA's eyes tapped up our captain to join barca in the summer even though he said he would not join. they paid no respect to our club what so ever and lets not forget henry and hleb NO RESPECT!

SASHI your a jelouse prick they deserve no respect from our club after what they have done to us in the last few season

Anonymous said...

Anything that takes the piss out of the BARCEHOLES is OK with me.

king gooner said...

hilarious!can't believe some of the muppetes actually believed it.now that is arrogance!as for the english media they were literally choking on it!praise through gritted teeth..wonderful!

tommigooner said...

Wrighty - once again you've done it! Great piece of piss taking. Better still, are the idiots who believed it and actually comment saying 'Bullshit and crap!' I thought actually naming the source the 'Daily Bullshit' would of given the game away.

One thing for sure is you shouldn't under estimate some peoples stupidity. Because there are some very unintelligent and moronic people out there - as well has having their 'humour bone' surgically removed - as some of the comments show.

But seriously the fella who said:

"just bcoz u guys won a match doesn't mean u foul mouth an opponent.. u gotta be graceful when u win.. these bull shit arrogance wont take u guys anywhere."

Not a Barca fan is he? Because Barca are 'graceful and respectful when they start going after players through the media. Anyway f*ck him and anyone who didn't like your piss take - that is what it is a piss take. Jeez some people.

Good work Gooner

tony said...

Well wrighty I know you talk a lot of crap but didnt realalize you were such a cunt to talk shit like that one thing is for sure your not a gooner supporter, just go and write your blog for those pricks down th road. From a real GUNNERS FAN.

Anonymous said...

Yeah I heard it was in its DNA too.
I wonder what the f*** is in Xavi's DNA.

Barca can dream.

Come on guys take a joke. That's all the media are.. a joke that you have to pay for and pretend is true.

This is honest and topical humour! Barca will bid for him in a year or two anyway!! He'll tell em where to get off!!!

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOL
nice one mate.

Anonymous said...

FUCK U

Anonymous said...

Wiltshire won't be the only one!
http://www.fcbarcelona.cat/web/english/noticies/futbol_base/temporada10-11/02/18/n110218115812.html

Anonymous said...

Shud do coz arsenal r a load of shit!

Fisher said...

good one! :D but seriously, I'm getting really pissed off at Xavi and co who constantly horass Arsenal players in the media claiming that evey decent Arsenal player dreams of coming to Barca and warm the bench for a year before leaving on loan and be released shortly after. Pique, Xavi and Puuol should have their asses kicked up and down the London streets by Arsenal fans for opening thei big ugly mouths - Assholes

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