It seems every week there is speculation about an Arsenal player leaving the club.
Most of the time we hear that Cesc Fabregas is on his way out. His Barcelona DNA, alongside Xavi and Iniesta, is dragging him back to Catalonia quicker than you can fart.
Nicklas Bendtner is always linked away with a move away too. The only difference between him and Cesc is that most Gooners, and his team-mates, are more than ready to help finance his departure.
The Dane has so much belief in himself it is untrue. It's just a shame his feet do not.
To be honest, I actually think there is a very good player deep down inside Nikki B. He may seem deluded at times but he there is a chance he might fulfil his own egos potential one day.
Unfortunately I reckon that will be away from Arsenal though.
Have you ever heard foxes mating? That awful sound? Well in the past Bendtner has made more racket than that.
His father (and agent) is even worse. He is louder than Ruby Wax with a fog horn on cocaine and speed.
Arsene Wenger might soon become tired of Nikki and his Dad's ramblings.
To get rid of the worst combined headache and earache the gaffer has ever had, he might consider letting the Danish striker go.
Even if most Gooners don't, I believe Wenger rates Nicklas highly.
Because of this Arsene will be reluctant to offload Bendtner but the constant badgering and undermining he receives through the press might make his decision for him.
The only other alternative is for the striker to sack his Dad as his agent or at least tell him to calm it down and stop larging it.
I don't think neither is an option really for Bendtner. I think we might see pigs flying first.
I've said I reckon that Arsene will have a bit of clear out from this squad in the summer. I reckon that Nikki B could well be on that list.
It would be a shame because I think he will eventually be a force in the game, just not at Arsenal.
Keep It Goonerish...........