Wednesday, 23 March 2011

I Think Nikki B Is On His Toes This Summer

It seems every week there is speculation about an Arsenal player leaving the club.

Most of the time we hear that Cesc Fabregas is on his way out. His Barcelona DNA, alongside Xavi and Iniesta, is dragging him back to Catalonia quicker than you can fart.

Nicklas Bendtner is always linked away with a move away too. The only difference between him and Cesc is that most Gooners, and his team-mates, are more than ready to help finance his departure.

The Dane has so much belief in himself it is untrue. It's just a shame his feet do not.

To be honest, I actually think there is a very good player deep down inside Nikki B. He may seem deluded at times but he there is a chance he might fulfil his own egos potential one day.

Unfortunately I reckon that will be away from Arsenal though.

Have you ever heard foxes mating? That awful sound? Well in the past Bendtner has made more racket than that.

His father (and agent) is even worse. He is louder than Ruby Wax with a fog horn on cocaine and speed.

Arsene Wenger might soon become tired of Nikki and his Dad's ramblings.

To get rid of the worst combined headache and earache the gaffer has ever had, he might consider letting the Danish striker go.

Even if most Gooners don't, I believe Wenger rates Nicklas highly.

Because of this Arsene will be reluctant to offload Bendtner but the constant badgering and undermining he receives through the press might make his decision for him.

The only other alternative is for the striker to sack his Dad as his agent or at least tell him to calm it down and stop larging it.

I don't think neither is an option really for Bendtner. I think we might see pigs flying first.

I've said I reckon that Arsene will have a bit of clear out from this squad in the summer. I reckon that Nikki B could well be on that list.

It would be a shame because I think he will eventually be a force in the game, just not at Arsenal.

Keep It Goonerish...........


Sid said...

No offence dude, but can we keep the player exodus chatter till the end of the season. There will be loads of it then as per usual!

Wrighty7 said...

I make you right Sid!

Just something I had to write after seeing Bendtners old man piping up again mate!

Aaron said...

He's capable of the sublime and the ridiculous but just remember how it was his goals that kept us in the last title race. When someone needed to step up, he did. He's found himself down the pecking order this season and anyone would find it difficult to make an impact when you get 10 minutes here, no game there, then 90 minutes. To me, he's worth another year.

Sid said...


I know what you mean mate, his old fella is a pain in the arris!

Looks like he mightbe out or a bit anyway (Niklas that is, not his dad!)

Anonymous said...

wenger rates diaby and denilson, too. enough said!!!

Sid said...

Enough said? You said fucl all. Sick of clowns pretending to be Gooners who do nothing but slte our own players.

Anonymous said...


I'm a lifelong gooner but I'm with anonymous above!


Danish Gooner said...

I would like to tell you that Bendtner have become a designer,yes that is right he is designing jewellery and he thinks he is the worlds best at that too.

Aaron said...

I don't mind if he leaves or not because we can deal without him, but who would he go to? He's linked with teams that don't need him and have strikers that are better than him. Dortmund? They have Barrios who is loads better than Bendtner and I kind of wish we had him. Bayern have Gomez, enough said. I know some Italian teams want him too and if he wants to waste his career in the worst league in the world well then your loss Nik. If he stays then he'll have to deal with a season just like this one, a few starts here and there but most of the time coming off the bench.

Anonymous said...

Bentdners not a winger! He would benifit from a 4 4 2 even though hes poor in the air for such a big boy. Bendtner,Denilson,Diaby to young to sell maybe all need another loan. nice 1 Wrighty.

Anonymous said...

I prefer adebayor any day ,the dane is lame

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