Geller, a spoon-bending psychic and former best-mate of deceased pop star Micheal Jackson, believes that Gooners can create a huge surge of energy powerful enough to help the Arsenal striker regain his fitness.
He said: "I know it sounds light-hearted, but it is actually very serious."
"Send him healing energies, visualise the knee ligament knitting together, unleash your healing powers. Send the energy to that knee."
Uri Geller has claimed to be behind many extraordinary events. The Tottenham Hotspur Lasagne-Gate of 2006 was the most famous to date and even incurred a police investigation.
However surely getting Robin van Persie back to full-fitness would be a step too far. Even for the powers of Uri Geller.
Keep It Goonerish..........