Tuesday 3 February 2009

The new Arshavin chant?

I thought I'd have a bit of fun and create an Arshavin chant for Gooners to sing.

It is based on the Abba song "Dancing Queen"

If you fancy leaving a little chant of your own in the comments feel free.


You are our Arshavin,

Move those feet, Arsenal's twenty-three,

Arshavin, score a goal for the Arsenal team, oh yeah

You can score, You can pass,

Gooners all round know your class

Woooah,

See that boy, Arshavin, he is the Russian King.

Here is the original!

"You are the Dancing Queen

young and sweet only seventeen

Dancing Queen feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah

you can dance, you can jive

having the time of your life

see that girl, watch that scene dig in the Dancing Queen"

Keep it Goonerish.................

150 comments:

Anonymous said...

My God Wrighty7 you are a genius! ;)

Anonymous said...

My god! You are a plum... Can't see that one catching on

Anonymous said...

he plays on the left he plays on the right that boy arshavin makes ronaldo look shite

steinar said...

'he comes from leningrad, he plays for arsenal'?

Anonymous said...

Arshavin wooaaahhh
Arshavin Woooaahhh

Is he in or heis out
He's left us all in doubt

Arshavin wooaaahhh

Anonymous said...

Dude, why do you mug yourself off? I like you, you are a top bloke, but you don't half say some crap.

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!

That's f'ing brilliant!

Never believe ABBA will be too well received amongst the Gooners, but top marks on imagination.

Nicklas said...

Hey..

It is good.

But what about the old Reyes song?

Oh Andre Arshavin, Oh Andre Arshavin....

Anonymous said...

maybe we should be chanting,

"is there anybody out there" (Floyd)
or

"he's not there" (santana)

Anonymous said...

embarrassing...

Anonymous said...

To the tune of Ebeneezer Good:-

Arshavin Arshavin, Andrei Arshavin!

To the tune of Hosanna in Excelsis:-

Arrrr Arrrr Arrr Arrr Arrr Arrr Arrr, Arrr Arrr Arrr Arrr Arrr Arrrshavin, Arshavin in excelsis

Anonymous said...

I prefer mine -

To the tune of Kumbaya:

Arshavin my lord Arshavin
Arshavin my lord Arshavin
Arshavin my lord Arshavin
Ohh Andrei Arshavin

Anonymous said...

Ha ha good stuff Wrighty

Fuck these retards who only want to moan.

Ignore them!

Anonymous said...

luv ya wrighty but, thats a bit on the YMCA side mate.

Anonymous said...

embarrassing...X2
for the other chants

Anonymous said...

Brighty, thats the shit right there. Thats fucking blinding!

Wrighty7 said...

I knew I was leaving myself open to criticism but come on.

ITS ONLY A LAUGH!

There is no need for abuse!

Anonymous said...

"HE IS OUR RUSSIAN,
OUR ONLY RUSSIAN,
HE SIGNED FOR ARSENAL,
ON DEADLINE DAAAY,
YOU NEVER KNOW ARSH,
HOW MUCH WE LOVE YOU,
WHEN YOU SCORE GOALS HOME AND AWAAYYY!"
Wahey :D

Anonymous said...

I see you baby, shavin that ars... shavin that ars.

Anonymous said...

And by the way wrighty, no criticism here! some people just need to lighten up a bit! great idea mate, lightens up the mood for a bit too rather than all this ''he's not coming'' doom and gloom rubbish!

Wrighty7 said...

Some of these are blinding! LOL

Anonymous said...

forgot to post my name haha the above post about the doom and gloom rubbish was me! xD

Anonymous said...

Good stuff - some of the negative comments here are from people taking themselves way too seriously

Anonymous said...

HE CAME FROM PETERSBURG
HE F*CKIN HATES THE SPURS

ARSHAVIN WOOOOAH
ARSHAVIN WOOOOOOOAH

Wrighty7 said...

Nice one Mitchell!

Anonymous said...

DON'T GIVE UP YOUR DAY JOB MATE!

Wrighty7 said...

I wont!

Anonymous said...

Shavin that Ars...
LOOOOOOL
Thats the very one for me!
After all ABBA is a bit gay innit!

Anonymous said...

"YOU TO ME ARE ARSHAVIN,
THE SWEETEST AR-SEN-AL SIGNING
OHHH ANDREI, OHHH ANDREI!
TO YOU I GUESS WE'RE JUST THE CROWD,
WHO PICK YOU UP EACH TIME YOU'RE DOWN,
OHHHH ANDREI...OHHH ANDREI!!!"

haha to the tune of you to me are everything, by the real thing.

Anonymous said...

I like the 'I see you baby shavin that ars' one. HAHA.

The Oh Lord Arshavin one is a rip off of Oh lord Berbagod which the Spuds used to sing. Can't be associating with those twats!

Anonymous said...

"I see you baby, shavin that ars... shavin that ars".

Whoever wrote that one is a genius. I love that 1

Anonymous said...

nah... you need the russian edge.

you know that cossack tune where do that mental dance with the legs while crouching. well you would do if you heard it! anyway that would be the tune. proper russian style.

andrei
andrei arshavin
andrei arshavin
andrei shava shava shava...

(shava is his nickname)...

it has to be surely? no? oh ok then.

Anonymous said...

How about to the tune Boney M's Rasputin http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg

Ra ra Arshavin...
Nicked him from a Russian team..

etc etc

Anonymous said...

(To the tune of Rasputin)
Ar-Ar-Arshavin, Arsenal's Russian goal machine
Before you look the ball will be gone
Ar-Ar-Arshavin, came here from a Russian team
It was a shame how they carried on

2nd line needs some work but I think it's a winner...

Anonymous said...

FUCKIN BOLLOCKS MATE DONT QUIT THE DAY JOB

Anonymous said...

well we have to try... In reality we all know its going to be...

Adrei Arshavin.. clap, clap, clap calp clap
Adrei Arshavin.. clap, clap, clap clap clap

fade away very quickly :)

DayDreamer said...

How about....

"Arshaaaavin woooaah, Arshaaaanin woooaah,
It took til deadline day, cos we refused to pay...
Arshaaaavin woooaah Arshaaaavin woooaah" etc...

Anonymous said...

To the tune of we love you freddie

oh andrei archarvin, you are the love of my life

oh andrei archavin, id let you shag my wife

oh andrei archavin, trust in me when i say etc

Anonymous said...

He aint allowed to come

cause the FA hates his club

Arshavin oh why Arshavin oh why

Anonymous said...

He aint allowed to come

cause the FA hates our club

Arshavin oh why Arshavin oh why

Anonymous said...

love the rasputin one, we definitely got something there. good job wrighty, gave me a smile on a nervous 2 days

Wrighty7 said...

Some of these are the bollocks! Haha

Anonymous said...

Sorry Wrighty

That chant is just too gay for my liking.

Anonymous said...

ARSHAVIN BEST!! AND WRIGHTY BEST SONG EVER

Anonymous said...

What about to the tune of Adam Ants Price Charming.

Arshavin Arshavin.

Number 23 you better be scared of

Wrighty7 said...

I have to admit that this one has really tickled me!

"I see you baby, shavin that ars... shavin that ars."

Wrighty7 said...

LOL No worries AL!

Joppa Road said...

I am going back in time to a chant that never caught on for the player Chris Wreh.

To the theme of Sting Ray.

Chris Wreh!
Chris Wreh!

Genius, can we re-sign him please. He did score a very important goal in our double season (FA Cup semi?)

Gonna link you up to my blog mate.

Anonymous said...

Doesnt the world seem a better place now one little russian fella joins .

Bring on the scum.

Them fuckers are having some this weekend

4-0 to the aarsenal i reckon. I cant fucking wait.

Sharvin that Ars, fucking great.
3 mnutes and i reckon he will be unveiled on Arse TV and im off to get wasted.

Joppa Road said...

Isn't Arshavin on international duty this weekend where as Pavluchenko isnt?

Anonymous said...

How about to the tune of Agadoo....
Aaaaandrei Arshavin
Andrei Andrei Arshavin
Andrei Arhhavin
Andrei Andrei Arshavin.....

bit repetetive I know!!!

Anonymous said...

From James Bond| From Russia with Love. Youtube it.

From russia with love he flew to us

Andrei Arshavin he said Fuck off to the spurs

He travelled the world to the Grove

Andrei Arshavin he's from russia with love

admittedly im having trouble with the grove and love part of the rhyme but honestly tweak that and we might be onto a winner.

Anonymous said...

someone make some words up for the whos my generation.

theres something in ther, cant work it out

Mitchell said...

http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/SportsArchive/artikel.php?ID=157176

Haha right from under the spuds noses :P

Haha that could be like doing a double over them this weekend, can't wait for arshavin to show them spuds and pavlyuchenko what a real russian can do!

Wrighty7 said...

Nice one Joppa. I'll put you on mine.

Anonymous said...

Best put those chants on hold...
FA about to announce ARSHAVIN DEAL DEAD. He will have to return to Zenit. 5pm announcement

Anonymous said...

Can anyone not incorporate the theme tune from Tetris?? That would be awesome to sing... :) Though slightly politically incorrect.

David said...
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Mitchell said...

SKY SPORTS NEWS SAYS THE DEAL IS COMPLETE =]

Anonymous said...

Mitchell said...
"HE IS OUR RUSSIAN,
OUR ONLY RUSSIAN,
HE SIGNED FOR ARSENAL,
ON DEADLINE DAAAY,
YOU NEVER KNOW ARSH,
HOW MUCH WE LOVE YOU,
WHEN YOU SCORE GOALS HOME AND AWAAYYY!"
Wahey :D

THAT IS THE BEST ONE, WELL DONE MITCHELL, EVERYONE SHOULD SING THAT AT THE EMIRATES, WRIGHTY, POST A BLOG DEDICATED TO MITCHELL'S CHANT

Anonymous said...

SSN say the deal is completed!

Anonymous said...

Arshavin wooah oh oh
Arshavin wooah oh oh
I thought that wed b cheated but
the deals just been completed

hahaha

Wrighty7 said...

Ha ha OKAY!!!

Anonymous said...

arsenal.com

Mitchell said...

Haha thanks anonymous @ 16:50

So glad he's officially signed! can't wait to see him in action!

Anonymous said...

Arshavin is officially an ARSENAL player - arsenal.com!!!!!

Anonymous said...

wooo we just got him.

for a chant here is an idea...

xmas song about snowy day when jesus was born

changed to...

a snowy xmas transfer window day when adreie was reborn

Lost Soul said...

its not official till its on arsenal.com for me. the rasputin chant and the ars...shavin ones were genius. yours wasnt too bad wrighty!

Anonymous said...

Arshavin wooah oh oh
Arshavin wooah oh oh
It took so fucking long
But now lets make a song!!

Lost Soul said...

its on arsenal.com :P

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/russian-international-arshavin-joins-arsenal

Anonymous said...

Arsenal.com its official!!! I can finally sleep...

Anonymous said...

In reply to Che Grimandi how about...

To the tune of Ra Ra Rasputin by Boney M

Andrei Arshavin, started at a Russian team
Will his transfer ever be done
Andrei Arshavin, Arsenal’s famous goal machine (we hope!)
When Arsene wanted him then he was gone

Anonymous said...

Luv the passion! Now to all you Gooner’s, the season ain’t done until its done, so get behind your team!! COME ON YOU GUNNER’S!!!

Anonymous said...

I like that!

WeGunnerBeKings said...

Wrighty I love your blog, but people already make gay jokes about Arsenal (because of the pre-match hugging) without the fans making up songs about their players to the song "Dancing QUEEN".

But you're right its just a bit of a laugh, impressed you could come up with a full song though.

WeGunnerBeKings said...

I hope some of this enthusiasm spills over to the Arsenal squad, might ignite something positive.

Another thing is now a few players actually have to fight for their spot on the team. Time to start going to church folks!

Wrighty7 said...

Ha ha WeGunnerBeKings!

Most teams have copied us now mate. Loads of teams do the pre-match hug!

Khai said...

how about this???

" You are Arshavin...
Russian Arshavin...
You keep us waiting..till deadline day...
You never know dear.. how bad we need you...
Please don't follow Hleb footsteps again... "

*followed by*

Andrei Arshavin (clap clap clap clap clap)

fades out.. *

hows that??

haa..

WeGunnerBeKings said...

I made up a song about Totenham and their recent "unfortunate" plight, to the tune of Mamma I'm Coming Home by Ozzy Osbourne:

"I could be wrong, I could be right,
Looks like Tottenham are just shite,
Tottenham's goin down.

There footballs bad, Their form is rough,
The premierleague has had enough,
Tottenham ure goin down"

WeGunnerBeKings said...

Like that one Khai

Anonymous said...

i am gooner,i am gooner or we got the russian one we got the russian one

handbags@dawn said...

To the tune of this man(knick-knack, paddy whack)


Arshavin, he looks 15,
He wears his shirt number 23
With a knick-knack, paddy whack give a dog a bone
Arshavin is coming home

alternatively
Arshavin he costs 15
He wears his shirt number 23
With a knick-knack, paddy whack give a dog a bone
Arshavin is coming home

Anonymous said...

Andrey Arshavin’s Magic
He wears a magic hat
When the scum tried to buy our Russian king
He said “Fuck off you twats!”

Anonymous said...

LOL, not a bad effort at all, wrighty.

Anonymous said...

to the tune of 'mandy'

oh arshy, oh you came and you scored in the derby, signed on deadline day oh arshy


i also like 'shavin that ars' :L

Wrighty7 said...

Cheers Stringfellow!

Anonymous said...

THAT MANDY ONE ISNT HALF BAD!!!!

Anonymous said...

"I see you baby... shavin' that arse, shavin's that arse" Fucking genius!

Anonymous said...

I see you baby, shavin that ars... shavin that ars...

That's pure quality....funny a ars...I'm going to forward that one on to all my gooner buds...lol!!

Anonymous said...

HE IS OUR RUSSIAN,
OUR ONLY RUSSIAN,
HE SIGNED FOR ARSENAL,
ON DEADLINE DAAAY,
YOU NEVER KNOW ARSH,
HOW MUCH WE NEED YOU,
PLEASE SCORE SOME GOALS HOME AND AWAY!

Better? haha

Gus Caesar said...

For me it has to be (to the tune of We are sailing...)

"He's Ar-shavin';
He's Ar-shavin':
Smoother than a baby's bum...
He's Ar-shavin'
He is Gooner...
And he's gunning for the scum..."

Anonymous said...

To the rule of Bony M's Rasputin:
(not my idea, btw, saw the original on some other site)

Ar-Ar-Ar-shav-in
Arsenal's Russian Goal Machine
He put the ball in the back of the net.


Ar-Ar-Ar-shav-in
Arsenal's Russian Goal Machine
Wenger super signing and the best one yet

Khai said...

Please guys !!! Choose my chant !!
for those who are a frequent goer to the stadiums... please use my chant on arshavin!

im so farrrrrr away from Ashburton Grove... - A Singaporean Gooner.

If you guys chose my Arshavin Chant.. I would be sooooo honored to have it heard on live International TV... Please do make my dreams come true guys !!!

here's my arshavin chant once again

" You are Arshavin...
Russian Arshavin...
You keep us waiting..till deadline day...
You never know dear.. how bad we need you...
Please don't follow Hleb footsteps again... "

*followed by*

Andrei Arshavin (clap clap clap clap clap)

fades out.. *


-Singaporean Gunner

Khai said...

Oh yearh guys I made up with one more Arshavin chant...

Follow to the tune of 1 nil to arsenal..

" Stand up for Andrei Arshavin
Stand up for Andrei Arshavin
Stand up for Andrei Arshavin
He's a gooner.. and we are proud of him "

repeat till everyone gets tired...(haha)


**TO BE HIGHLY RECOMMENDED TO BE SUNG FOR HIS HOME DEBUT FOR ARSENAL**

I can imagine that coming through ! Pls Wrighty7 ... prioritize my chant !!! This is my only chance to achieve something great !!!


-Singaporean Gooner-

Anonymous said...

i love the: i see you baby, shavin that ars shavin that ars

but how about:

there goes our rusky, shavin that ars shavin that ars

unless the term 'rusky' is offensive to russians. if it is then i apologise! just think sing i see you baby wouldnt be as good!

Anonymous said...

to the song rasputin (boney m)
ra ra arshavin
we nicked him from a russian team
his arsenal's neeew scoring machine.

Anonymous said...

ARSHAVIN OHHHH OHH OHH
ARSHAVIN OHHHHH OHHH OHHH
HE TURNED DOWN TOTTENHAM SCUM
COS JENAS WANTED HIS BUM
ARSHAVIN OHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous said...

..... mine is sick... one more time............
ARSHAVIN OHHHH OHH OHH
ARSHAVIN OHHHHH OHHH OHHH
HE TURNED DOWN TOTTENHAM SCUM
COS JENAS WANTED HIS BUM
ARSHAVIN OHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous said...

one andrei arshavin,
there's only one andre arshavin...

simple but effective

Anonymous said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrshavin!!!!!
Thats my chant! Dan

Anonymous said...

Rasputin by Boney M is a definite goer
Im no lyricist so someone think of something good.

Nice post Wrighty - good discussion starter

Anonymous said...

arshavin whoaaah, arshavin whoaah
he cost 15 million pound
he;s the smoothest arse around !!(bit gay)

Anonymous said...

nice one Wrighty..=D

Anonymous said...

"I see you baby, shavin that ars..."

WINNER

Anonymous said...

Arshavin 23
plays midfield with fabri
we bought him from zenit
he is so fucking worth it
Look ouuuuuuttt its arshavin

Sung to the tune of spider pig from simpsons

Anonymous said...

Shavagooo, Shavagoooooooool, give him the ball, and arsha will scoree!

(same adebayor melody) and nickname riped from batigol(batistuta) :P

Take that!!

Anonymous said...

Make a poll. Guarantee the winner will be: I see you baby, shavin that ars... shavin that ars.

Fucking brilliant.

Anonymous said...

Guyyys, WHY WONT YOU CHANT "ZIZOU" to our super Nasriii ?:D
thaat wouuld make hiim betterrr!!

Anonymous said...

Simple but effective.

To the tune of Disco Inferno intro, like David Brent hums during his dance:

An-dr-ei ar-sha-vin. x repeat.

Try it. It's addictive.

Anonymous said...

I've come up with this.
To the tune of Boney M's Rasputin.

Ar Ar Arshavin
Arsenal's Russian Goal Machine
He's the greatest so we've heard

Ar Ar Arshavin
The baby face assassin
He flew in from St. Petersburg

Anonymous said...

arshavin woooah, arshavin wooooah,
hes number 23,
hes better than Bent-ley

Unknown said...

Andre Andre Arshavin
Andre Arshavin
Andre Arshavin down the wing.

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

Andre Arshavin running down the wing.

To the tune of Hava Nagila the jewish theme tune.

Unknown said...

Fellow Gunners, Lads, here is a suggestion Andrei will LOVE : and is easy for us non Russian speakers to sing ...

[To the tune of 'Kalinka', 'kalinka'] famous russian tune -

We looove Arshavin,
We looove Arshavin,
Heee plaaaays for Arsenaaal.....

Chorus:
Arshavin, Arshavin, Arshavin OLE!!
Arshavin Arshavin Arshavin OLE!!!

The famous russian 'kalinka' tune can be listened to on any one of thousands of sites online....

Anonymous said...

Just agree with the goonernews!!! THIS IS THE BEST I EVERY HEARD; AND ITS SIMPEL



To the tune of Tetris game
La la-la lah la la-la lah la la la-la-lah la la lah la-la la lah Arshavin! Oi! (Russian improve oi!)
La la-la lah la la-la lah la la la-la-lah la la lah la-la la lah Arshavin! Oi!
Repeat.


If you don't know the tune its the first 25sec only but repeated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmCCQxVBfyM

Anonymous said...

Andreeeeeeiiii Arshaaaaaaviiiiin
Andreeeeeiiii Arshaaaaaaviiin

To the tune of the Russian National Anthem

Courtesy of Gooner Forum!

Anonymous said...

I SAW MY MATE, THE OTHER DAY
HE SAID TO ME HE'VE SEEN THE WHITE PELE, SO I ASKED WHO IS HE,
HE GOES BY THE NAME OF ANDREI ARSHAVIN,

ANDREI ANSHAVIN,
ANDREI ARSHAVIN,
ANDREI ARSHAVIN!

Anonymous said...

Arshavin vin vin hes our russian on he wing!
Arshavin vin vin he will score and we will win!
on the left on the right he'll play upfront tonight!
he is class with a pass
and he shits on Robbbieeee Keeeannneee.

Anonymous said...

Arshavin, who art in London, makin plays thy game, going 1on1, trophies will be won, on turf as it is in heaven!

Ron said...

Arshavin Woah!
Arsharvin Woah!
We signed him for a cut price fee
to replace that c**t Eboue!

And to the same tune!
We signed him in the snow
he's better than Defoe!

Anonymous said...

January sales! Arshavin a laugh!
January sales! Arshavin a laugh!!

Anonymous said...

or simply 'la la la la la' to the tetris theme would be brilliant!

Anonymous said...

We're definitely doing it to the Boney M "Rasputin" song. There is no better song to set an Arshavin chant to period. End of contest. Now we need more clarification on the words because Ive seen a couple variations.

Anonymous said...

Che Grimandi said...
"(To the tune of Rasputin)
Ar-Ar-Arshavin, Arsenal's Russian goal machine
Before you look the ball will be gone
Ar-Ar-Arshavin, came here from a Russian team
It was a shame how they carried on"

THIS IS THE WINNER HANDS DOWN CONTEST OVER CHE GRIMANDI IS THE MAN

Anonymous said...

We got Arshavin and hes a top russian bloke, He shits all over rooney and makes ronaldo look a joke. He dribbles straight passed defenders which isnt very hard and then he shows old stevie boy just why hes a retard!

In the style of my old mans a dustman.

Anonymous said...

To the tune of ghostbusters:

when your short of goals in the premiership, who ya gonna call,

ARSHAVIN

Anonymous said...

Your all wrong, I bet it ends up being the same as RVP's tune:

Andrey Ar - Shavin *Clap Clap Clap*
Andrey Ar - Shavin *Clap Clap Clap*
Andrey Ar - Shavin *Clap Clap Clap*

Anonymous said...

Arshavin - whoaaah
Arshavin - whoaaah
He comes from Lenningrad
We know he's fucking mad

I couldn't think of anything else to go with lenningrad lol

Anonymous said...

The winner (To the tune of Food Glorious Food)

Andrei Arshavin
There's no-one quite like him
We'll defint'ly win
When he's on the right wing
Who needs Leo messi or Arjen Robben
Oh Andrei Arshavin
Our Arshavin
Our Arshavin!!!!!

Anonymous said...

AR-AR-ARSHAVIN
ARSENAL's RUSSIAN GOAL MACHINE
UP FRONT OR ON THE WING
AR-AR-ARSHAVIN

AR-AR-ARSHAVIN
CAN YOU HEAR THE ARSENAL SING
SING TO THE RUSSIAN KING
AR-AR-ARSHAVIN!

I think these lyrics are good!

Anonymous said...

Got a tweek 4 Amourist's one
James Bond From Russia with Love youtube it

From Russiaaaaaa 2 Londonnnnnn!!!
Andri Arshavin Flewwwwwww!!!
He told Zenit anddddd SPUDSSSSSS!!
F*ck Youuuuuuuuuuu!!!
He travelleddd the worlddddddd
2 learnnnnnnnn
He's a Gooooonerrr!!!!
From Russia 2 Londonnnnnn!!!!

I 2 think this is the ONE can replace London with Emirates or Arsenal

Wright7 wat you think
shavin that arse is good but this we can really sing

Anonymous said...

People try to put him down
Just because he's knew in town
And his skills are awful cold
As moves and scores a Goal

T-t-t-t-alkin bout Andrei Arshavin

obiously to the tune of my generation

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fRU_k4tjoU

For me it's got to be his name to the Russian national anthem.
Imagine how good that would make him feel

Anonymous said...

i also agree with the simple one



To the tune of Tetris game
La la-la lah la la-la lah la la la-la-lah la la lah la-la la lah Arshavin! Oi! (Russian improve oi!)
La la-la lah la la-la lah la la la-la-lah la la lah la-la la lah Arshavin! Oi!
Repeat.


If you don't know the tune its the first 25sec only but repeated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmCCQxVBfyM

Anonymous said...

Daniel Levy humiliated the best manager Spurs have had in over a decade, overseen a farcical approach to transfers, and has now put the club in the hands of a man who is out of his depth and blowing wads of money on the wrong players.

What is the logic of spending almost thirty million pounds on two strikers? Don't let them hide behind the Defoe injury; 'Arry was making enquiries about more forwards before Defoe got injured, hence the interest in Craig Bellamy. What are Spurs going to do with five Premier League standard strikers who cannot play with each other?

In the same month Redknapp has signed an odious full-back who didn't give a s*** about Spurs when they were decent and who wasn't good enough first time round, and a former goalkeeper to replace someone who, despite being as consistent as a shivering dog's dump, is still one of their better performers this season. Wilson Palacios might turn out to be the holding midfielder they need, but at £14 million he'd better be, and am I the only one who thinks Redknapp has taken a gamble on the back of one good performance? Despite another £40 million + splurge, the improvements to the squad are marginal: there's no left-sided midfielder, or anyone to adequately cover for the simian sicknote they call Gareth Bale. Is 'Arry going to try crap performances on the squad now he's blown all the cash so unwisely? Knowing him, undoubtedly, but it'll be an even less compelling argument.

The last few, extravagant, years have been funded, at least in part, by the windfalls Spurs received for Berbatov, Carrick and Keane. Even with the profit they made on Keane, there is nothing in the Spurs squad (Modric might end up going for a lot, but he cost a lot in the first place) to suggest that there are any windfalls in the pipeline. In fact there are very few players that they can hope to make a profit on. Levy has overseen the squandering of a huge transfer fund, and Redknapp has been more than happy to help out.

The league would be worse off without Tottenham. As an Arsenal fan I'd laugh, but the North London derby regularly produces classics (even if sometimes those classics make me want to bring intense and long-lasting harm to Devid Bentley's stupid face) and a club with their history and style belongs in the top tier. With the run of games they are facing and the squad as unbalanced as always the biggest hope of them staying up might be for three other teams (probably 'Boro, West Brom and Newcastle) to be even worse. But if it's not, we all know who to blame.

Anonymous said...

morning gooners

it appears there could very well be a massive storm brewing around our late arshavin signing.

villa are leading the charge to question the legitamcy of the deal.

LOL - they are already admitting defeat in the race for champs league football.

brilliant!!

Anonymous said...

Arshavin OAAHHHHH
Arshavin OAHHHH
We signed him in the snow,
He's better than Defoe.....

or.
ARSHAVIN OHHHH OHH OHH
ARSHAVIN OHHHHH OHHH OHHH
HE TURNED DOWN TOTTENHAM SCUM
COS JENAS WANTED HIS BUM
ARSHAVIN OHHHHHHHHH....

or.
Arshaaaavin woooaah, Arshaaaanin woooaah,
It took til deadline day, cos we refused to pay...
Arshaaaavin woooaah Arshaaaavin woooaah

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! Very Funny and comical. Good work Wrighty7! But I hope the real chant is not so girlish. We do not want girlish footballers.......

Anonymous said...

To the 'Celery' tune!

Arshaviiiiiiiiiiiiiin ! Arshaviiiiiiiiiiiiiin
He's Russian, He's Sma!ll, He'll make you look a fool!
Arshaviiiiiiiiiiiiiin!
Arshaviiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

Anonymous said...

I really do think the best one is:
"YOU R OUR RUSSIAN
OUR ONLY RUSSIAN
U SINED 4 ARSENAL
ON DEDLINE DAY
ULL NEVA KNO QUITE
HOW MUCH WE NEED U
UNTIL U SCORE SOME GOALS HOME AND AWAY
LA LA LA LA LA OOO LA LA LA LA LA ETC

(to the tune of u r my sunshine)

Anonymous said...

OMG I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY OR HOWEVER ITS SPELT
my dad came up with this, used to be a song for duncan forbs but wateva

5 foot 8
eyes are blue
arshavin will score for you (or arshavin is after you)
da da da da da da da da da

Anonymous said...

WOAAAH ARSSHAVIN WOAHHH
ARSHAVIN WOAHHHH
HE MAKES WOMENS CLOTHES FOR PERRY GROVES

Anonymous said...

Hey Jude

Hey Arshavin, Get the ball.
Take a sweet shot and score a goal.
Remember to let Arsenal into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.

Hey Arshavin, dont be afraid.
Its only Tottenham go out and get them.
The minute you get the ball at your feet.
Then you begin to make it better.
Better better better better better better, oh.

Na na na na na ,na na na, Arshavin/Arsenal

Anonymous said...

His name is Ar-shav-in.
He's from the Krem-a-lin.
Andre Aaaarshavin.

Ar-shav-in!
Ar-shav-in!
Ar-shav-in!

Anonymous said...

(to the tune of you're too good to be true)

You to me are everything the sweetest song that i can sing, AR-SHAR-VIN, AR-SHAR-VIN
You leave me breathless when you pass, you'll leave the fall back on his arse,
AR-SHAR-VIN, AR-SHAR-VIN

Goonerdebruin said...

"He's only 5 foot 4,
He's only 5 foot 4,
We've got Arshavin,
F*ck Ade-bay-or!!!"

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