I have come to the conclusion that Stan Collymore is sexually attracted to Arsenal Football Club.
He continually digs Arsenal out and I can't think of any reason why he does it except that he fancies us.
Its a little bit like when you are a kid and you fancy the girl next door. Only every-time you see her you get embarrassed, so you act like a cunt, be really really mean and try to make her cry.
That's what he is doing. It's just a divvy way of trying to get someone to fancy you back and lets be honest here, they don't come a lot divvier than Stan Collymore.
I think the novelty of dogging and woman-beating has worn thin with Stan so he needs a new sexual thrill to chase.
Trying to mug Arsenal off is his new thing. I bet he bashes one out every-time he writes something about us.
I can just imagine him sitting in his plush broom cupboard at Daily Mirror HQ. The lights are dim, the door slightly open so he might get caught, trousers round his ankles with lube squirted in one hand while he uses the other to scroll his lap-top on Arsenal.com for wanking material.
Nikki B's profile is his new fave.
The man needs to stop having these depraved thoughts about the Gunners and see a doctor. Fancying a football club cannot be good for your health.
I've read about his mental health in his book and to be honest, that is no laughing matter. But even that cannot be used as an excuse for his obsession with all things Arsenal-related.
Collymore says that we Gooners need to eat humble pie over Bendtner because 30,000 of us booed the boy in the past. When was that?
It's just another blag from the dopey bastard who, like many others, has egg on his face from dismissing Arsenal only to be proved wrong.
If anyone needs to eat humble pie it is Stan Collymore. Then again he'd probably like that because he'd think he had just been cream-pied.
The pervy bastard.
Collymore is a joke. An ex-pro who believes he was better than what he was. The chip on his shoulder is larger than J-Lo's arse after a cake binge.
I suggest Stan gets a new 'fantasy' because the Arsenal one is getting mightily boring now.
Keep it Goonerish..............