If Robin van Persie doesn't sign a new contract at Arsenal in the next few months, the rumours that he is leaving will be off the Richter Scale.
Any theory that made Dinosaurs extinct will have nothing on this.
Robin's reluctance to agree to a new deal is apparently linked to what Arsene Wenger does in the January transfer window.
I can understand him wanting to see Arsenal ambitions in the transfer-market before he commits his long-term future to us but he owes Arsenal.
He has been at the club since 2004 and I can count on one hand the amount of appearances he has made.
I suppose it is not van Persie's fault that his body is made of glass but it's fair to say he has spent a huge amount of time in the treatment room being put back together.
We've stuck by him through every tear, break and reconfiguration of his body parts and I think the least he could do is repay back the club by signing a new deal.
If Robin signs a new contract it will be a huge boost for the club amid all the negativity being thrown at us in recent times.
Not only that it gives Arsenal the added protection of knowing we will get a decent transfer fee if he decided to leave in the future.
It's clear that Robin loves Arsenal, and even clearer that Gooners love him too.
He is our best player by miles.
If he left then I really believe I will lose the plot and end up dribbling in the corner of my room whilst sucking my thumb singing and clapping to 'Robin van Persie, clap, clap etc'.
I owe my Dad a fiver but our new skipper owes it to Arsenal to sign a new deal.
Most clubs wouldn't give a player his own treatment-table or as many chances as we have given to van Persie.
Wenger has turned him into a genuine world-class player (when fit) and that faith in him should be returned back to the club by him showing his faith in Arsenal.
Keep It Goonerish......