As I write the time on my Wolex (apparently a better version of a Rolex) says it is 14:35. What is going on?
We are 14 hours and 35 minutes into the newly opened January transfer window and Arsenal have yet to sign anyone. Is Wenger losing the plot? Where are these 'promised' signings?
In case you haven't noticed I'm displaying some sarcasm. Yes I know its the lowest form of wit but when it feels like a hammer is tapping away inside your head and all you can taste is stale beer despite brushing your teeth every 12 minutes, its the best I can muster today. So sorry.
I'm actually looking forward to this transfer window. Normally its drives me crazy because we are linked to every Tom, Dick and Harry but I have hope in this one.
What I will say is stay calm. Let's not go crazy if we don't sign anyone in the next 20 minutes. After that go mental and call for Wenger's head. Sorry, that's the sarcasm coming out again.
Be patient because if you don't and you believe every rumour that flies around you will lose the plot, going as mental as Britney Spears with an umbrella. Not a good look.
Anyway, Happy New Year to you all. Let's hope that 2010 is gonna be a good 'un for Arsenal. I truly believe it will be.
Keep it Goonerish............