Wednesday, 30 July 2008

Bischoff signs, cheers Arsene I'm wetting myself!

Arsenal have confirmed the signing of French-born Portugal Under-21 international Amaury Bischoff.

He will wear the number 28 shirt and signs from German side Werder Bremen. He plays in the centre of midfield or on the right hand side.

While I'll admit I'm not wetting myself with excitement at the news, I will not pass judgement on the player until I've actually seen him wear the Arsenal colours.

I've no doubt that he must have some potential otherwise Le Boss wouldn't have signed him.

One thing that confuses me is where he is actually from. Is he French? Or is he Portugese? I hope Portugese because;

A) I can call him a Portugeezer,

and

B) He may progress to full international level for Portugal and injure Ronaldo in a training ground tackle.

Anyway, Le Boss has unearthed unknown gems before, I hope this is one.

I'm also hoping that Le Boss will spend some of the reputed 50% signing on fee we will receive from Blackburn selling Bentley to the Spuds on an experienced player.

Keep it Goonerish...........

70 comments:

Clockender said...

I though you was slagging Wenger off pal but that was quite funny.

I hope like you he becomes one of Wengers gems.

Nice blog

Anonymous said...

I think he's Scottish with a Welsh nan.......

Anonymous said...

waste of time signing.

our rivals must be cacking their pants with fear at this one.

Anonymous said...

We sign Bischoff,

Spurs sign Modric

Whose happier?

Anonymous said...

Like you say,he's not the big name that people wanted but perhaps he's what we needed, only time will tell but at least let's hope he's in front of Eboue and that must go down as a result

Marko said...

It's great isn't it spurs are helping us buy another player that will probably score against them next season. It'd be nice too if this Bischoff fella turns out to be a new Deco or something. Or even Ray Parlour.

ArsenalGeezer said...

Love it!

Portugeezer! HA HA.

Nice one Wrighty.

I'm not happy with the signing though, where is the signing of intent.

This wont strike fear into our rivals will it?

Anonymous said...

Wengers dunnit again.Sack him. He cant handle big names.

Anonymous said...

Hey bud we signed Nasri and Ramsey bought back Vella now get we get Bischoff so tell me who's better off, and as for Modric he's nothing special just another light weight midfielder.

Marko said...

Modric will be crying himself to sleep this season with the Premiership being to physical for him. Weak baby.

Anonymous said...

When he scores a hat trick, will he be a Diamond Portugeezer?

Anonymous said...

Wenger is in a tough situation
he knows the fans want a big xperienced signing in midfield
we have 5 players competing for that position already, it will not easy to stifle them.

Anonymous said...

Wenger is a big nosed tight fisted cunt with fan's money. He has to go!!!

Manuel said...

not happy at all.

if this is the signing wenger was going on about then i am very pissed off.

i wish bitchoff would bogoff.

rubbish, rubbish, rubbish.

our rivals, including spurs, must be laughing their arses off.

we have lost all respect with this signing.

Wrighty7 said...

I hope that he will be a good signing for the club.

I still (hope!) that Le Boss will sign that experienced player we all want.

Internet Gooner said...

I'm sorry to see all the idiots spamming your blog Wrighty. At least you kept an open mind on it all. Good on you! And I hope he becomes a star just to prove the numpties wrong!

Anonymous said...

wrighty7, your blog is awful. what a pathetic title. u must be desperate for hits. what did u say when cesc signed. 'wetting youreself' then were you. look at him now. i cant fukin stand fans like u. get behind the team or fuck off and support spurs. we are a young team and if you dont know that by now then you know even less than your childish blog would lead me to believe.

Anonymous said...

I don't think this is the midfielder le boss is talking about, because on the official site it says he'll play in the reserves.

Anonymous said...

I want a real player, not a prospect. FUCK THE PROSPECTS! Give me the real players.

Wrighty7 said...

Cheers for the comment 18:57,

I hate people like you who only read the title of the blog and not the content.

Go down the blog archive, you will find I'm fully behind this young team.

Until you do, DO ONE PAL!

Anonymous said...

WELL THEN WRIGHTY 7 DONT SAY SUCH A FOKIN STUPID TITLE...

NOT EVERY1 WANTS TO READ THIS SHIT

SO DO SUMINK NORMAL YOU COK

Anonymous said...

Since when did we look to see who Spurs were signing and worry, Can't believe that stupid comment about Modric and Bischoff, look, we signed Sagna and those cunts signed Darren Bent, do I really need to go further!!

Anonymous said...

good blog wrighty. To those of you who are angry that somebody slates Arsene, i say fuck off to some other blog. Nobody asks you to post or even read so if you dont like it go fuck off as theres no shortage of I LOVE ARSENE blogsites so go find one cause here everyone can have a view

Anonymous said...

OMG! well these so-called arsenal fans havnt even seen this guy play so whats the big deal? half our players they have not seen play before joining us, so whats different now? as an arsenal fan i wont make judgement until i see this guy play and yer he might need time to adapt but arsene wouldnt of bought him if he didnt think he wasnt good enough for us.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone hear who Sagna was before Wenger Signed him, Don't be such cocks, I wonder if anyone really supports Arsenal who contributes to this site, espcially slagging off the blogger!! I see where he's coming from and can't get excited by Bischoff but you have to watch Spurs and the way that if we are linked to a player, mysteriously they are a few days later, they are Arsenal wannabe's and will always be in our shadow

Anonymous said...

Nice piont about the "I love Arsene Arseholes". How dare anybody critise our beloved Arsene, who cares that hes made himself the highest paid manager in the premiership while refusing to pay the going rate for players or who cares that he now gives away our top players every summer now to the spanish or who cares that he bores the life out everyone with his endless bullshit excuses or his outlandish ridiculous predictions or indeed who cares that he has won fuck all in over 4 and soon to be 5 years, no we dont care as we love Arsene so lay off the great genius.
ps, genius my fucking arse, more like con man

Wrighty7 said...

I think 19:11 anon is very angry.

So take an aspirin and have a lie down in your cage love.......

California Steve said...

Unbelievable!

I can't get over all the snide remarks and ridiculous comments -- "Wenger must go!" -- that pop up from sewers someplace whenever we sign somebody who isn't Kaka.

All you anti-Wenger clowns who want a "name" signing, I suppose you'd want rid of Sagna and Eduardo, the two players you were ridiculing at this time last year.

Bischoff is obviously a VERY cheap shot in the dark, a guy who everyone believed a couple years ago had bags of talent -- but who's been hurt during a key stretch of time at Werder.

The boss isn't banking the season on Bischoff. He's taking an inexpensive chance that if the guy is healthy, he can be a special type of player.

We have some so-called "supporters" who are so short-sighted I can't believe you don't step in front of a bus.

One of the posts on this said: "Waste of time signing."

Oh, really?

And you would know that because...?

Ah, because you know more about football than Arsene Wenger.

Right!

Reactions like these make me want to swear off blogs forever. I keep forgetting how many idiots there are in the world.

Wrighty7 said...

Anyone fancy watching the game?

Link here.

http://www.justin.tv/mstv_2

Anonymous said...

well we are hardly strengthening our team we're struggling and good players like Arshavin are going to spurs....

Anonymous said...

hopefully..he will be a portugeezer.. n mayb after a few yrs he can persuade the very unhappy c.ron to sign for us for free..
by the way, i hav no idea y u all are gettin so crazzzzy over the signin issue, after all only hleb, GiBto (forever the most profnl playr) and flamn left.. Hleb will most probably be replaced by nasri, tho we wont noe whether he is up to the job until a few matches..however.. the team is still thr as a team.. abou, denilson or even djourou are waitin to fill in da midfld role.. y nt give them the chance? Will the signin of bischoff be extremely damagin whn he is free? i wud say he is a wrong guy if 16m pounds is needed (spurs best signin of last season remined).. Come on.. giv him a try if u are behind the team.. firing wenger n hire someone like scolari makes me laugh..

Anonymous said...

wrighty7 was on the arseblog comment section yesterday making a complete fool of himself, he got laughed off it

quite a funny read actually

Anonymous said...

cheer 4 da link Wrighty7

Top man

Wrighty7 said...

Laughed off it?

What a funny comment.

I seem to remember having a debate with arseblog and "arses" were 50/50 in their opinion.

Wrighty7 said...

No probs mate. Enjoy!

Anonymous said...

anyone critising the GOD of football Wenger should go and watch another sport as they dont know jack about football.
The spuds could sign all the players they like, modric, reject bently, I couldnt care less, hell even let them sign Ashavin and they still wont make it to the top four, because they are naturally shite.
As for arsenal, in Arsene we Trust, we have team to compete for trophies this season, a lot of youngsters are making it through the ranks, so we have enough depth. Remember these comments when we lift the premierleague trophy this season

Anonymous said...

I think the boys played exceptionally tonight, all those huge signings like the 35m pound Vela or the 27m Wilshere, these are the Gems that Wenger gets for NOWT, all you doubters should be ashamed, WILSHERE is as good as Joey Cole (same sort of player) and whats his worth (and he's from HITCHIN)....

Wrighty7 said...

I like the look of Wilshire and Vela. Very very much!

Smudger said...

Amazing how many morons post comments! "YER WRIGHTY IF U DNT SUPORT DA TEEM U CAN FUK OF 2 DA SPURZ INNIT" Sweet Jesus, get a dictionary, stop posting rubbish and try and find a friend for your lonely brain cell.

I think the sentiments in this post would pretty much be echoed by 99% of Arsenal fans - young, unknown player, hardly a big name signing to whet the appetite. But Wenger has found gems before and this lad deserves his chance, as Wrighty clearly says. And also I'm sure we'd all agree with the hope that someone kicks greasy Queerstiano Ronaldo and he cries all the way to Madrid.

Anonymous said...

I can't get over all the expert posters on this site who are criticising our manager.

Obviously they have spent the same amount of time (years) that Wenger has, studying scouting reports and weighing up the mentality of these players that they are calling nobodies.

They also seem to have a much better idea of how the team will play, in what formation and who will come through from possibly the best academy in the world.

Until they have some bloody clue I suggest that they just shut up and pay attention they might learn something.

Anyone hear who played tonight and the score?

Mmmm reports of our demise appear to have been exaggerated.

Anonymous said...

WOW! At last a blog that is right for me.

Anonymous said...

Stuttgart took the lead but Arsenal came back with goals from
1st - Vela
2nd - Bendtner
3rd - Wilshere

1-3 Final Score, combined total of players bought by Arsenal, less than £1/2m pounds

Anonymous said...

4 words for California Steve, "fuck off you bore"

Anonymous said...

Im known on line as Top Cat. Ive been one of Wengers staunchest supporters in the past but after his lies again this summer Ive come to the conclusion its time for him to go. Enoughs enough. Its not about buying bargain basement duds and moulding them into Barcelona and Madrid players and making the board a huge profit to go along with the obscene money they charge us for tickets. Lets not forget that Arsene is the man whos always telling us that he wont pay big money yet he has made himself the highest paid manager in the premier league. Something just does not add up there. I think Arsene might be about to be found out shortly judging by the amount of anger towards him these days on various websites. I think i speak for the vast majority when I say thanks for the memories Arsene but time to go now. Thanks for reading, yours sincerely Top Cat.

iamkalive said...

anyone know where i can watch a reply or download the game? specifically 2nd half??

Anonymous said...

For everyone saying Wenger should go who would you rather have instead?

Anonymous said...

top cat u can fock off spurs u dont speak for real arsenal fan yu spurs cunt

Anonymous said...

top cat u can fock off to spurs u dont speak for real arsenal fans yu spurs cunt

Anonymous said...

Urmm
Wright 7
ure a bit of a twat arnt you blud
how old are you cuz you should only be starting to wet urself at the age od 70 and over m8.
nd you should be shitting urself soon m8..

Gunna4life said...

Cant believe some people persistantly slagging off Wenger = total crap of the highest order!!! When twats say we sign youth over experience whats wrong with that??? Manure signed Nani m Anderson for shi* loads but are they any better than Cesc? Vela? .... all our squad? .... like fook they are! Bremen wanted Bischoff to stay so does that make him bad??? Doubt it Im sure our scouts know what hes about and he will become good, looking at Fancis Coquelin (sp) another freebee but was probably the best player on the pitch the other day! Ohhh the moans about trophys!! Yes would have been nice last year but tell me how many teams in the Prem could have made waves with was it 9 first team players out at one time???? NONE even if they had big super over priced mo fooing names on the bench! In Wenger we trust not some anon poster whose persistant slagging and blindness overshadows the greatness of the best team ever! Right Up The Arse Son :)

Anonymous said...

far out none of you guys have seen him play did any of yous see sagna or even fabregas play ? n there in the top premiership team.. and also wats from with getting him if he is ffree? maybe if we payed 20 mil i wouldve been cut but seriously arsenal is a young team n we will continue to sign youngens if u dont like that fuk off to spurs or chelsea

Anonymous said...

So according to the logic of the whiny little shits we should never have bought Vieira because he was (a) 19, (b) injured and (c) a reserve footballer.

As you lot know fuck all can I humbly suggest that you just stop spouting bollocks and go and support the tiny totts, they've bought lots of shiny "experienced" players.

Anonymous said...

Amaury Bischoff another nwanko kanu ask why?

Mayank said...

thanks for the info on bischoff wrighty..did ne1 see the stuttgart match..mouth watering...eboue holding mf..umm..what are ure thoughts on that wrighty cud it work?..n if we take wengers word for it were signing sum1..has to b a cm..dat means eboue will be back up for cm,rm,rb..talk about a utility man..n despite all the shit about him eboue isnt half that bad..good post btw..

Ian said...

I also think we need to sign an experienced player + keep adebayor since he and cesc is now the only two world class players we've got. I think we should all agree that spurs have been the big winner on the transfermarket (and they'll probably even sign Arshavin this week....). If we don't get serious the lilywhites will pass us this season for sure!

chief_santana said...

i agree. cant keep signing for the future, have to balance with experience

as for spurs, i also agree. they might keep berbatov, and looks like bent's starting to pour in goals as well :(

Jonny said...

People need to cool their boots Bischoff is coming for free more or less so where's the risk.

Who was Flamini when he came, and now every one is sorry he has left.

Wenger is a great manager, who else would do better?

Anonymous said...

An unfunny, immature, childish piece of drivel by another yuppy Gooner fan. You make fans like me embarrassed.

Farouk said...

Lets compare spurs and arsenal first elevens (0-10 rating):

Gomes 8 Almunia 8

Hutton 8 Sagna 9

King 9 Toure 9

Woodgate 9 Gallas 8

Bale 8 Clichy 8

Lennon 7 Walcott 7

Modric 9 Fabregas 9

dos Santos 8 Nasri 8

Bentley 8 Rosicky 8

Bent 8 Bendtner 7

Berbatov 10 Adebayor 9

Total: spurs +2

I think spurs will take 4th spot this season

gunner4life said...

I take it Farouk your a disillussioned Spud .... Woodgate if not crock same as Gallas, Clichy best in Prem, Cesc proven in Prem and in Euros Squad team of Champs, Walcott will surpass Lennon this year, Bent better than Bentner??? what this space hes gonna fly this year (bentner that is) Berbatov is class but is he staying? Did he score more than Ade last year??? Rosicky if fit p***es on that Arsenal reject, Dos Santos n Nasri havent seen enough to judge but the vision of Nasri looking good! I would say at least 4+ to Arsenal now go back to ya mid table life! We will be stronger and better! Ohhh you forgot Van Persie say no more ....

Anonymous said...

HA ha Farouk, thats funny.
I expect most of the contributers here would rather we signed someone like inler but id hazard a guess that theyve never seen him play either. Get behind the team and the player fools. also i doubt that Bischoff is the experienced player that wenger has spoken about as hes injured for the next 2 months and will then play in the reserves.

Wrighty7 said...

Mayank,

I'm not sure that Eboue is the centre midfield answer......

In fact I'm very sure!

Anonymous said...

Great article, made me laugh! Come on you gooners.. It's gonna be our year..

Erichero said...

Wrighty7, if Bischoff goes on to become an Arsenal legend, I hope that you'll have the decency to post an article saying you were wrong. Will you?

Farouk is a smelly fanny said...

Farouk... Farouk, Farouk, Farouk. You really are a nob, how can you rate king 8 the prick hasnt kicked a ball in about 3 years, and woodgate 9, 9,!! your the only club that wanted to pay any money for him, u think a couple of goals make him Great? and lennon, never seen such a shite winger in the top flight, look at the little dwarf he just puts his head down, winds back and watch his little legs spin of to deliver the poorest cross in the league. You are a cunt.

Wrighty7 said...

Erichero,

I think your find i'm quite willing to give him a chance.

Anonymous said...

None of us has a crystal ball. Let's see if Wenger can weave his magic, yet again, with a squad that, on paper should not be better then top 8.

The scum have spent large so Ramos must win something to be successful. If Wenger can get into champions league, with our squad we've done well. Who's the smart manager?

Killa said...

Farouk, are you a twatting scummer? Your Arsenal team did no have Van Persie and your scum team had too many players with no premiership experience to give them such high ratings. Why have you included Berbatov in the scum team you daft twat. He'll be a MUFC player by close of business tomorrow. My advice to you................FUCK OFF BACK TO SHITTY SHITE FART LANE!!!

Anonymous said...

i hate it when ppl complain about a signing that isnt a superstar- or compare them to a player some other 'club' like the spuds have signed- ie modric- hello people he was FREE so who cares if he'ss crap but i think ill watch him play f4 i decide that one.

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