I know what you are thinking. Shut up Wrighty7 you divvy bastard. I thought the same thing myself!
But think about it. Owen may seem past it and more over the hill than Joan Collins but maybe, just maybe, he could do a job for us. A two-year pay as you play deal perhaps?
Owen is hugely experienced and has scored goals for fun over the years, at every level. Surely he still can?
People say that he is more interested in his horses than his football career. What an opportunity to prove those doubters wrong.
Wenger took a risk on Bischoff last summer. Why not Owen? A hungry Michael Owen, who still is only 29, can cut it at the top. I'm sure of that.
He's available on a free transfer in the summer. Got to be worth a sneaky look?
Keep it Goonerish.............