Deary deary me. Did you see Mr Drogba the other night? Screaming and shouting abuse at the poor camera. I thought I'd tuned in to a Gordon Ramsey show!
I have to say I agree with Drogba though, it was a disgrace. It was disgraceful the way he kept rolling around the floor like he had been shot by a sniper.
The man must be six foot two, built like a rhino yet the slightest touch and over he goes. The embarrassing part is the way he dives and then acts like a baby trying to get out of his pram.
The problem is Chelsea parked the yellow bus in front of their goal in the first leg desperate to keep a clean sheet. Good, they got that. But the lack of ambition bit them straight on the arse because they couldn't keep a clean sheet at home.
Now they will blame the ref who in truth, had a shocker. Chelsea should have had at least a couple of penalties but people are forgetting that Éric Abidal shouldn't have been sent off. That kind of levels it out for me.
Yes Didier, it is frustrating. But you can't do that. Mind you, you do play for Chelsea. You'll probably get away with it!
Could you imagine the uproar if Nicklas Bendtner had walked up to the camera, pissed as a fart, with his pants down, screaming and shouting at the camera? The media would have a field day.
William Gallas sits on the pitch, emotional after just seeing his side, the team he captains, lose their way in the title race. He sees a friend and team-mate have his leg snapped in two and he gets destroyed for it?
What is worse in the heat of the moment? Sitting down or telling a camera its a fucking disgrace?
You tell me.
But no. Excuses were made for Drogba. He was emotional. Gallas on the other hand is a raving lunatic who just murdered eight puppies live on Sky.
Can you see the difference here? Thats the fucking disgrace.
Now I don't portray Adebayor in the best of light on here. But could you imagine if his mum would gone out shop-lifting dog food. It would be front page news for about six months. Andy Gray would even have an opinion on it. John Terry, England captain supreme, old dear did it but its alright. He is England captain.
That's a fucking disgrace. And I'll tell a fucking camera that too.
Keep it Goonerish.......................