Sunday, 4 July 2010

Oh Triffic!

So old baggy-eyes from down the Lane says that he has spoken to Joe Cole and has a 'chance' of getting the former Chelsea player. Isn't that tapping up? I thought/heard that Joe Cole to Arsenal was a done deal?

I dunno. All this tapping up of Arsenal players is beginning to grate with me. We've had it with Cesc Fabregas and Barcelona all summer and now shit head thinks he can do it to us too! What is the world coming too?

In truth I think that Joe Cole will eventually end at up Spurs but I reckon Arsenal were his first choice, only there hasn't been any interest from us shown to him. That may sound like bitter grapes on my part but it's just a hunch I have.

During the World Cup Cole would have been surrounded by Tottenham players geeing him up to join them. Bit like Fabregas in the Spanish squad with all those Barca chums of his. If people are going on in your ear-hole all day telling you how great a place/something is then eventually you are likely to believe that. Or it could just piss you off. Probably.

Disgracefully (yeah right!) Arsenal had no players in the England World Cup squad so we wouldn't have had the opportunity to convince him the Emirates was the place for his future. I also have no doubt that baggy-eyes spoke to him during the World Cup as well and told Cole how 'Triffic' it would be for him at Spurs.

While I think that Joe Cole is a fantastic player and I admit I would have loved him at Arsenal, I'm not going to shed any tears if he joins Spurs. Sure they will think they have got one over us but have they really? How could they if Wenger had no interest in signing him anyway?

It's going to continue to be a crazy summer on the transfer front for Arsenal. We will be linked to every Tom, Dick and Harry. Most of these Tom, Dick and Harry's agents are just using Arsenal's name to win new contracts or gauge interest elsewhere so take every bit of transfer rumour with a pinch of salt. Or you will end up crazy. More crazy than William Gallas. Man I love William Gallas. He's on a free isn't he? Let's get him.

Keep it Goonerish..............

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

"So old baggy-eyes from down the Lane says that he has spoken to Joe Cole and has a 'chance' of getting the former Chelsea player. Isn't that tapping up?"

Of course it isn't you fucking idiot. He's a free agent.

Anonymous said...

RE: Comment above... Sad to see those poor old Spuds are still suffering from their age-old irony deficiency. Clearly a genetic defect - amongy many others...

Wrighty7 said...

"So old baggy-eyes from down the Lane says that he has spoken to Joe Cole and has a 'chance' of getting the former Chelsea player. Isn't that tapping up?"

Of course it isn't you fucking idiot. He's a free agent.

OH DEAR..........

Anonymous said...

Glad to see Gooners are as bitter as ever. Might as well change your names to Lemons. Quite apt I feel.

Anonymous said...

"amongy many others..."

Talking of deficiencies...

Anonymous said...

Spurs or Arsenal, he will probably spend most of the next few seasons injured!

Anonymous said...

PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP

http://www.teamtalk.com/arsenal/6244087/Pique-Cesc-dreaming-of-Barca-move?

Ole said...

Aaaaahhhhhh... It can't be "tapping up" when he's a FREE AGENT!!!! A tapping up has to include two clubs and a player.

Chrispy said...

Joe Cole at Arsenal would be nice but in my opinion, he would only add more depth to the attacking positions and isn't a massive improvement to what we have already. On the 'Cesc dreaming of Barca move' that Pique is spouting in the mail. If Cesc really want's to go, then he needs to grow a pair and put in an official transfer request thus waiving goodbye to the golden handshake he'd be entitled too by not handing in a request. Barcelona then need to get real and come up with £50 mill. Then they can all fuck right off.

Danish gooner said...

Frankly i dont give a fuck if his chavness arrives at Arsenal,135 thousands pound a week for that little git is way over the top,the spuds can have it.

Wrighty7 said...

Aaaaahhhhhh... It can't be "tapping up" when he's a FREE AGENT!!!! A tapping up has to include two clubs and a player.

Aaaaahhhhhh...Do you not get irony!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Aaaaahhhhhh. no wrighty

Anonymous said...

"Aaaaahhhhhh...Do you not get irony!!!!!"

I just don't think anyone found your post funny mate. Better luck next time.

Wrighty7 said...

"Aaaaahhhhhh...Do you not get irony!!!!!"

I just don't think anyone found your post funny mate. Better luck next time.

Never mind, I'll survive.

Anonymous said...

wow...you people don't do sarcasm well at all...wow...i'm stunned...talk about fools. and to think you all are cursing him and calling him an idiot. lmao

Anonymous said...

I get ya wrighty... cant believe ppl can read that so wrong. Clever ppl!

Anonymous said...

You have to feel sorry for them Wrighty.On Cole,he is ok ,but he says he wants to start centrally,that would not happen . So that leaves him to compete with our attack,maybe 7th choice then!(seriously).Cant see that either

Anonymous said...

i've read this blog for ages, but never commented. but todays comments section cracked me. can most of you not see the humour in the article. No, I mean really. c'mon lads, it's fucking old king cole we're talking about here. this is so obviously soooo much more important to the spuds, they obviously place a much higher value on him, which means their not really aiming so high. I think we should let them have him.

then you can have at least half of the fuckin useless England team. woo fuckin hoo.

Wrighty7 said...

I think some people just like to criticize others!

Anonymous said...

if you actually owned any decent english players good enough for the world cup squad, maybe you could of tapped up the 'free agent'. As all you have is the shit aaron lennon, you have no chance.Oh, bye bye cesc, now that is tapping up and funny as fuck. haha

Wrighty7 said...

Yeah because those England players did a decent job at the World Cup didn't they?

Anonymous said...

at least we had england players there...5 to be precise. I havn't seen any arsenal players doing anything at the WC. At least defoe scored, more than rvp has done and then moan to the coach that sneijder should be taken off and not him... but he's always been a twat, so what do u expect!

Wrighty7 said...

RVP has scored so your argument that Defoe has done more than him is flawed.

How can you be so proud of having 5 players in the England squad?

What did they do to please you?

Anonymous said...

just face it Wrighty7 arsenal are on the down your best player wants to go your buying cheap shit and us spurs on the way up. come on you spurs!!!

Wrighty7 said...

It's funny because I've heard that the last five years mate!

Wear are you?

Still in our shadow.....

Brinks said...

haha always read your posts Wrighty7 and they are hilarious as fuck but also make great points. Love how you can silence and yet display the lack of brain capability from spuds fans. Love it, keep up the class work lad!

Wrighty7 said...

Cheers Brinks!

Marko said...

It isn't the worst thing if we miss out on him. We've too many players like him already and I fell a more natural winger ala Hazard, Elia or Sanchez would be better suited to us. Also Cole said he wants to move to a club who'll play him centrally and we've got Fabregas, Nasri, Rosicky and Arshavin who can play there and want to play there. And if he was being targeted to be Cesc's replacement (he's staying) then he's a shit replacement. We don't need Joe Cole.

Steveyj said...

The spuds can have Joe(the mercenary
Cole) I sooner give Jack Wilshire and Vela a chance.Also nice to see you putting "the chip on their shoulder" spud fans in their place.
COME ON YOU GOONERS!!!!

Anonymous said...

if u weren,t bothered about cole u wouldnt have bothered 2 have written this article u donkey. face it u lot want cole more than us and u lot hate the fact he could b going 2 us . as 4 the always in our shadow comment i guess thats the only thing u can hold onto i suppose since man u and chelsea dont even consider u as challengers u fools. as 4 cesc face it he,s going cos he wants 2 win things u sad bunch of losers hahaha useless twats

Anonymous said...

Pride of North London, we're cock of the south
We hate the Arsenal, 'cos they are all mouth
We took the North Bank, and that was fuck all
The Tottenham will rise and the Arsenal will fall

Steveyj said...

OOOHHHH did someone hit a nerve there my spud friend. How many over rated, over priced and over paid wasters have you had in your team over the last few years??? To be honest (do you under stand what that word means??? If not look it up in the dictionary. (That’s the big thick book full of words that doesn’t make any sense when you read it!!!!) All teams including us have had a few, but the old spuds must hold the record for it. (See there’s one record you can boast about!!!) And what about the way your players and fans reacted when you got fourth spot, anyone would have thought you had one CL with the way you lot were celebrating.(and you are not jealous about our achievements! Yeah right!.) But the fact my friend is you haven’t really even qualified for it yet. There are some tough teams you could draw and you may find your self back in the second rater’s league. In September To be honest(there’s that word again!) I hope you do qualified because I like to see all English team do well in Europe especially with Platini and Blatter’s bias towards the English. BUT if you don’t I will still Piss myself laughing though!!!! Have a nice day!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

From Canada again - it looks as if Rooney is breaking wind in this picture.
A silent comment on his performance?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/8787109.stm

Amy said...

Frankly i dont give a fuck if his chavness arrives at Arsenal,135 thousands pound a week for that little git is way over the top,the spuds can have it.