I heard from my uncle that a man who owns a cat with a cousin twice removed has some exclusive news that a player who used to play for Manchester United is set to sign for Arsenal on Monday.
The only problem is that the man who heard it from someone has gone missing and is presumed drunk.
Or maybe its just Ian Wright talking gibberish again. Who knows?
All I know is its true because it is.
Keep it Goonerish...............