I heard from my uncle that a man who owns a cat with a cousin twice removed has some exclusive news that a player who used to play for Manchester United is set to sign for Arsenal on Monday.
The only problem is that the man who heard it from someone has gone missing and is presumed drunk.
Or maybe its just Ian Wright talking gibberish again. Who knows?
All I know is its true because it is.
Keep it Goonerish...............
39 comments:
Ha ha fucking brilliant stuff!
Ripping it out of Republik of Mancunia!
That fella on there has an obsession with Arsenal I swear.
Wrighty7 has declared war!
arsenal should re-sign freddie ljunberg
cuntchops
LOL
arsenal shud buy me
hu agrees?
Ljungberg?
You need you head testing pal!
Great one!
Although you are better than this Wrighty7.
Gooners are goners!!!1
Oooooh nice one Jule!
haha! Top post Wrighty, that blog gets right on my tits!
Well played!
gunners shld sign me, ive 28caps for my country and 21 goals , 102 club goals in 166 app and i am a defensive midfielder thats why i think i suit the bill. my club is demanding £4m and 50% sell on fee i'm only 24yrs old
LOL AT MANCHESTER UNITED
My brother works in Manchester, poor sod, and he said that a guy who works with his girlfriends sister, who is a nurse at a Manchester hospital told a patient in the waiting room that she would have to wait cos a famous footballer was having a medical before going down south to join "a team , is it Arsenool? I dont like football but I think his name is Looney, he looks a bit fat to be a footballer to me". so you never, ever know............................ :)
I fucking hate that ManUre blog. What the obsession with Arsenal?
I've heard that we are going to sign Teddy Sheringham !!!! This drunk bloke told me.
nice one chap, and props for the grove support! :)
the transfer period is closed by monday........... dumbass
they extended it this year, it closes on midnight monday... dumbface
I think the ManUre blog was taking the piss out of us. What did we have to go and buy their castoff for. We'll never hear the end of it.
We could do with anyone we could get, even manU cast offs. Our squad is paper thin. Why doesn't that stubborn idiot Wenger see we need more players?
Ian Wright, bless him, has gone utterly batty.
His pronouncements about anything and everything get nuttier by the day.
The lad needs a head doctor.
I assume he's thinking of raising his "media profile" by getting his name in the sheets.
It won't be long before he says HE'S signing with Man U.
Sigh!
its FORLAN. hes joining. it was in the telegraph today.
FORLAN is on his way to ARSENAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hallelujiah!
There is word its Forlan whos coming to Arsenal.
I don't know why. Hes rubbish. I would rather have Martins or Santa Cruz. They are much better players.
Oh well. Wenger knows best.
yup. looks like its Forlan. I just read the article. I can't beleive it. What does Wenger see in him? Surely our problems lie in midfield.
Forlan. bl00dy hell mate.
yer havin a laff... no bl00dy way.
hes sh1te.
You may think this is a joke but I've found photographic proof...
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44073000/jpg/_44073723_wenger_becks300.jpg
wrights is wright! forlan is joining. solid signing. will be great for us.
Forlan Eduardo
Nasri Song Cesc Rosicky
Clichy Galls Djourou Sagna
Almunia
wrights is wright! forlan is joining. solid signing. will be great for us.
Forlan Eduardo
Nasri Song Cesc Rosicky
Clichy Galls Djourou Sagna
Almunia
that line up is rubbish.
Forlan NO.8 arsenal sick ones lads. lovely jubbly.
a bit of hows ur uncle.. that'll do jim. NICELY GEEZER!
http://footballtoyou.blogspot.com/2005/10/arsenal-chasing-forlan.html
read it and weep
I'd take him I don't give a fuck at this point. It'll make us stronger.
It's good to see Wrighty7 finally seeing Ian Wright for the Anti-Arsenal idiot he is
HAHAHA
LMAO
Ur a fuc**ng legend Wrighty!!!!!
How dear any of you suggest Ian wright is anti-Arsenal1 You don't even know him.
Good stuff,
My all time favourite with all these types of rumours is when you here someones dad has been asked to run off a load of shirts of player who hasn't signed.
Where as my brother actually has been asked to run off a load of Kaka shirts personally by Arsene himself. Remember where you heard it first.
Bosch Bang Bullshit
Wrighty7, you're about as funny as cancer. I hope we sign him just to piss you off you jellied-eel munching, chimney sweeping pearly queen Larndan Tarn up-hill gardening motherf****r. Wrighty7 has declared war....cringe. what a prick
I actually find cancer quite funny. Good work Wrighty7.
"wright7" what does it all mean - do you have a day job? If so don't give it up.
YOU PRICK
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