Friday, 29 August 2008

Manchester United Legend In Arsenal medical?

I heard from my uncle that a man who owns a cat with a cousin twice removed has some exclusive news that a player who used to play for Manchester United is set to sign for Arsenal on Monday.

The only problem is that the man who heard it from someone has gone missing and is presumed drunk.

Or maybe its just Ian Wright talking gibberish again. Who knows?

All I know is its true because it is.

Keep it Goonerish...............

39 comments:

Goonerpete said...

Ha ha fucking brilliant stuff!

Ripping it out of Republik of Mancunia!

That fella on there has an obsession with Arsenal I swear.

Anonymous said...

Wrighty7 has declared war!

Anonymous said...

arsenal should re-sign freddie ljunberg

cuntchops

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

arsenal shud buy me

hu agrees?

Anonymous said...

Ljungberg?

You need you head testing pal!

Anonymous said...

Great one!

Although you are better than this Wrighty7.

Jool said...

Gooners are goners!!!1

Anonymous said...

Oooooh nice one Jule!

Pedro said...

haha! Top post Wrighty, that blog gets right on my tits!

Well played!

Anonymous said...

gunners shld sign me, ive 28caps for my country and 21 goals , 102 club goals in 166 app and i am a defensive midfielder thats why i think i suit the bill. my club is demanding £4m and 50% sell on fee i'm only 24yrs old

Anonymous said...

LOL AT MANCHESTER UNITED

Anonymous said...

My brother works in Manchester, poor sod, and he said that a guy who works with his girlfriends sister, who is a nurse at a Manchester hospital told a patient in the waiting room that she would have to wait cos a famous footballer was having a medical before going down south to join "a team , is it Arsenool? I dont like football but I think his name is Looney, he looks a bit fat to be a footballer to me". so you never, ever know............................ :)

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate that ManUre blog. What the obsession with Arsenal?

David Leech said...

I've heard that we are going to sign Teddy Sheringham !!!! This drunk bloke told me.

seb said...

nice one chap, and props for the grove support! :)

Anonymous said...

the transfer period is closed by monday........... dumbass

seb said...

they extended it this year, it closes on midnight monday... dumbface

Anonymous said...

I think the ManUre blog was taking the piss out of us. What did we have to go and buy their castoff for. We'll never hear the end of it.

Anonymous said...

We could do with anyone we could get, even manU cast offs. Our squad is paper thin. Why doesn't that stubborn idiot Wenger see we need more players?

California Steve said...

Ian Wright, bless him, has gone utterly batty.

His pronouncements about anything and everything get nuttier by the day.

The lad needs a head doctor.

I assume he's thinking of raising his "media profile" by getting his name in the sheets.

It won't be long before he says HE'S signing with Man U.

Sigh!

jamie kay said...

its FORLAN. hes joining. it was in the telegraph today.

FORLAN is on his way to ARSENAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hallelujiah!

gonnerchris said...

There is word its Forlan whos coming to Arsenal.

I don't know why. Hes rubbish. I would rather have Martins or Santa Cruz. They are much better players.

Oh well. Wenger knows best.

pedro said...

yup. looks like its Forlan. I just read the article. I can't beleive it. What does Wenger see in him? Surely our problems lie in midfield.

dani boy said...

Forlan. bl00dy hell mate.

yer havin a laff... no bl00dy way.

hes sh1te.

Anonymous said...

You may think this is a joke but I've found photographic proof...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44073000/jpg/_44073723_wenger_becks300.jpg

gonnerish said...

wrights is wright! forlan is joining. solid signing. will be great for us.

Forlan Eduardo

Nasri Song Cesc Rosicky

Clichy Galls Djourou Sagna

Almunia

gonnerchris said...

wrights is wright! forlan is joining. solid signing. will be great for us.

Forlan Eduardo

Nasri Song Cesc Rosicky

Clichy Galls Djourou Sagna

Almunia

gonnerchris said...

that line up is rubbish.

jake sands said...

Forlan NO.8 arsenal sick ones lads. lovely jubbly.

a bit of hows ur uncle.. that'll do jim. NICELY GEEZER!

Anonymous said...

http://footballtoyou.blogspot.com/2005/10/arsenal-chasing-forlan.html

read it and weep

Marko said...

I'd take him I don't give a fuck at this point. It'll make us stronger.

JackCarter said...

It's good to see Wrighty7 finally seeing Ian Wright for the Anti-Arsenal idiot he is

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA

LMAO

Ur a fuc**ng legend Wrighty!!!!!

Anonymous said...

How dear any of you suggest Ian wright is anti-Arsenal1 You don't even know him.

Anonymous said...

Good stuff,

My all time favourite with all these types of rumours is when you here someones dad has been asked to run off a load of shirts of player who hasn't signed.

Where as my brother actually has been asked to run off a load of Kaka shirts personally by Arsene himself. Remember where you heard it first.

Bosch Bang Bullshit

Red0rDed said...

Wrighty7, you're about as funny as cancer. I hope we sign him just to piss you off you jellied-eel munching, chimney sweeping pearly queen Larndan Tarn up-hill gardening motherf****r. Wrighty7 has declared war....cringe. what a prick

scottpuffin said...

I actually find cancer quite funny. Good work Wrighty7.

we won the league at white hart lane said...

"wright7" what does it all mean - do you have a day job? If so don't give it up.



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