William Gallas seems to be blamed for everything wrong at Arsenal so it's only fair that he gets the blame for everything else too.
Its easy to do, when things aren't going as planned, blame Gallas!
I had a cold Kebab last night, must have been Gallas' fault.
This morning my bacon sandwich came with red sauce instead of brown, clearly Gallas' fault.
The credit crunch is affecting everyone at the moment, I blame Gallas.
I've got a very painful headache, why did you give me this pain Gallas?
My Dad bought crunchy peanut butter instead of smooth, he blamed Gallas.
Catch my drift?
Keep it Goonerish..................