I was pissing myself with laughter after reading an article in the Star today.
Adebayor was in there talking about his goal scoring lean patch at the end of the season. The reason? His haircut, hence the song we Gooners began to sing
"Give him a wig, and he will score"
It did seem a coincidence that his goals dried up when he had his haircut. But he has promised to grow his hair back and the goals will be flowing again.
Perhaps he could borrow Sagna's hair extensions in the mean time!
Keep it Goonerish.......