Saturday 2 August 2008

Ham, egg and chips.......

I've just finished work and was starving so I popped into the cafe and had ham, egg and chips. It was lovely although the ham was slightly fatty.

Talking of hunger, Le Boss has spoken of the squad's hunger for honours this season. He believes we have a squad more than capable of challenging for the title.

The squad is exciting. We have a huge amount of talent in there. Can we challenge for the title? Yes........Can we win it? Yes........But only with a little more depth and experience.

The good thing is Le Boss is looking for an experienced midfielder. We don't want a 90 year old, because although that does guarantee experience it doesn't provide you with a player who can withstand three games in a week.

That's why Arshavin isn't signing, he is secretly 92 years old and that's the real reason he cant play three games in a week..........

The Gareth Barry rumours wont go away. He is the type of experienced player we need at the club. He could form a great partnership with Fabregas, I'd love to see him in the Red and White. And not the red and white of Liverpool......

A fresh face arriving is something to look forward to. We are flush after the Spuds gave us £7m (thanks for that tossers!) so Le Boss has money to burn.

Adebayor is set to sign a new deal, I think Arsene needs to put some kind of performance cause in the terms.

For every time Ade is offside he needs to donate £50 to a fund of some type. They'd make a killing..............

Keep it Goonerish............

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

i like egg and chips but not ham.

Anonymous said...

HA HA, good article

Anonymous said...

I don't quite understand the criticism with Adebayor and his offsides. He learned that from Henry. Stand behind the last man and move back onside when the ball is played. When it works, it is sublime, but it doesn't work every time. Even Henry got caught offside several times each match.

Wrighty7 said...

I understand what you are saying Internet Gooner.

The difference is Titi was clever enough to play it mate!

And I swear I counted Ade offside 11 times in a game.

Must be some kind of record!

Anonymous said...

Wrighty are you mad by any chance?!.....;)

good post mate

Unknown said...

random post wrighty..but i guess that's the best you can do with the amount of useful news we have..its either this or you give your thoughts on that wanker ronaldo..i prefer this..anyway i think barry's a great player n all but well id rather have sumone who's won something like fabregas said..not the epl but sumthing..n being with aston villa and england i don't think he has..i don't think such a player for this position is availible though...n adebayor i think hes going to surprise us this season..one way or the other

Anonymous said...

THAT 7 MILION FOR BENTLEY IS PAYING FOR ADEBAYORS NEW DEAL.

Agooner said...

Def entertaining article.

If u were les professor and u had unlimited funds who would u sign in Attack, mid field and defense?