Here's a tongue in cheek look at where or what the current Arsenal squad could be doing in ten years time!! Enjoy!
1.Lehmann- After retiring from football two years ago, Jens has teamed up with David Hasslehoff to create dream band "Da Twinz" The pair have gone multi-platinum in the German charts with their new sound, De Moan. They have four number 1's!!
2.Diaby- Keeps getting told off at the dinner table for not passing the salt. Still doesn't pass then!!
3.Sagna- Has an endorsement with Tesco Value Spaghetti called Tesco Value Sagna.
4.Cesc- Just played his 1023th game as Arsenal Skipper. Also retained the World player of the year award, for the 5th time!
5.Toure- Newly appointed Ivory Coast Prime minister.
6.Senderos- Starting his loan spell at Millwall from Swindon after move to Leyton Orient breaks down. Named in League 2 team of the year!
7.Rosicky- 'Little Mozart' Just like his nickname namesake is now a classical music genius. Just released his 6th classical album. A legend in the Czech Republic.
8.Diarra- Now at his 19th club after moaning that he couldn't get in the side. Plying his trade in the French Alps Premier Division.
9.Dudu- Just scored his 112th goal for Croatia in just 98 games.
10.Gallas- Starring in French film, 'Last of the Mohican's'
11.Van Persie- Has just scored his 312th goal for Arsenal. Making him the 2nd top scorer in the Arsenal history charts.
13.Hleb- Voted Belarus playboy of the year for 7th year in a row.
15.Denilson- Named Brazilian Captain for 2018 World Cup in England.
16.Flamini- Has just completed a 150 mile run for charity. Didn't even stop for a drink. He hopes to run across the whole of Europe next week!
17. Song- Cameroon Captain and player/coach. Assistant to uncle Rigobert.
19.Gilberto- Now Brazil manager, hopes for victory in the World Cup.
20.Djourou- Just started a new job making Swiss rolls in Switzerland. Hopes to be promoted soon!
21.Fabianski- Poland and Arsenal number one. Has keep a record 29 clean sheets in a row!
22.Clichy- Still the best left back in the world! 'Stole' Cheryl Cole off cAshley Cole, just for a laugh!
24.Almunia- Has a new career as an Eminem lookalike. Recently appeared on BBC show The one and only, singing 'Will the real Slim Shady please stand up'!!
25.Adebayor- One half of new-look remade band Milly Vanilly.
26.Bendtner- Banging in goals for fun. Just recorded a TV advert with Casper Schmeichal for Danish bacon!!
27.Eboue- The other half of new-look remade band Milly Vanilly!! Has created a new dance craze called "Get touched, go down and hold your face" It's everywhere on the dance floors all over the world!!
30.Traore- 2nd best leftback in the world. Alternating with Clichy week in week out at Arsenal.
31.Hoyte- Mr Dependable. Still at Arsenal despite not being a regular in the side. Does general duties at the club. The new Pat Rice!!!!
32.Walcott- England Captain has scored 387 Arsenal goals, 314 of them skillfully chested in like the goal he scored against the Spuds!! Get in!!!
Arsene Wenger- AKA Legend. Now Chairman AND manager at the club. Has won a record 10 Premiership League and Champions League trophies in a row. The FA Cup and Carling Cup have been won by the Arsenal 2nd side for the last 8 years!!!
So there you have it. The Arsenal squad in 10 years!! I wonder if it will happen!! Would love to hear your ideas!!
Keep it Goonerish.