You're at home flicking through teletext and the phone rings. You answer and on the other end of the line is Arsene Wenger. He tells you he fancies having a day off and asks you to sign him a player who can improve this current Arsenal squad. You have an open cheque book, and the club can guarantee the signing of the player you choose. So, which player in world football do you sign?
It's a difficult question. There are hundreds of players racing through your mind at once. To be honest, its the superstars of world football that come to mind straight away. Players like Kaka, Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, E'eto and Henry (Erg-Been there!)
After thinking long and hard about this and weighing up my many options, I plumped for a player who isn't a superstar. Well not yet anyway! A player who plays in the Premiership, and he isn't foreign either! (Not that that makes a difference!) The player I decided to sign and would love this to happen, is Micah Richards.
We all know about Micah Richards. I rate him so highly it's unreal! He is absolutely superb. Built like a boxer and extremely agile with plenty of pace. He try's playing football as well, not just hoofing the ball down the pitch like John Terry! His performance against ManUsa earlier in the season was breathtaking.
He is a versatile player, comfortable at right-back or centre back. Currently England's number one right-back, he will surely will the future rock in the centre of England's defence. He will be one of the best centre backs in world football. No doubt about it.
It's well known that he followed Arsenal as a kid, and I think he'd jump at the chance of joining Arsenal. He loved Wrighty and Vieira. Could you imagine joining your boyhood club? It'd be a dream come true.
If he was at Arsenal, he'd learn from two of the best centre backs in the game. Gallas and Sende.....I mean Toure! He would eventually proceed Gallas and form a partnership with Toure, that I believe would be unmatched anywhere. What a future backline, Sagna Toure Richards Clichy!
So Mr Wenger, make a Gooner happy. Get on the phone, give me an open cheque book and let me get Micah Richards!
Who would you Gooners sign?
Keep it Goonerish.
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must say i honestly agree with you, i originally thought cristiano "i love dirty hookers just like my mate rooney" ronaldo as the boy is on fire and has been for the past year and a bit, he would definately improve our goals per loadsa possesion with out putting them away ratio...but i did have ol Sol mrk II but without the mental instability...as he was a brute, very strong and like u say M.R. likes to play football sometimes...going to be a legend in the england scene and if he wants to come then lets get him...
Surely its got to be Lionel Messi! The best winger in the world, young enough, technically gifted enough and upset at Barca!
Could he be the super player Wenger said he would sign with his millions if he had the chance?!
It would be exciting, but I fear I am living in dream world...
who gives a fuck
Mine would have to be Berbatov, easily the most talented striker in the world on his day.
My player I'd sign for Arsenal would be Kaka. The man is the BEST in the world. He can do everything with the ball. As for the above comment suggesting Berbatov, the man must be a Yid. Berbatov is good but wouldn't rank among the world class players about. Good blog by the way.
Hate to say it but I'd buy Ronaldo. The boy is shit-hot at the moment. Still rather have Cesc though!
this blog is fucking shit you goon cunts
Stop coming on here then u silly yid cunt. Your boring.
if i was wenger i'd buy a whole fucking team hahahahaha
humiliated on national TV - whos laughing now you goon cunts?
hahahaha. lets laugh at the gooners. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. more? ok ! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
5 - 1, you were outclassed from start to finish!!!!
Cerny, Chimbonda, Dawson, King, Lee, Lennon, Huddlestone , Jenas, Tainio, Malbranque, Keane, Boateng, Berbatov, Defoe, O' hara?
gone very quiet gooners????? hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha?
that was your last chance at a trophy this year!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
its still funny!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
i heard somewhere that the boy wonder cesc was playing??? i watched all 93 minutes but didnt notice him???
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
well arse fans leavin at 60 min ( must be a record for leavin fans) beat arse at there own game. we dint beat arse we hammered them. TO DARE IS TO DO
jeans made fibreglass look ordinary.
come on you spurs - wheres the goon cunts gone? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
cant wait to see your post tomorrow wrighty7 hahahaha you gooner jizz monkey
what a luxury to be able to take off our big players after 60 minutes... it's important to be able to give these lads a run out..
COYS..
Its a pain in the arse-nal when you get opposition supporters onto your blog... eh Wrighty?
I'm sure one of your regular visits will be welcome tomorrow though... what do you say?
U might of won 5-1, have ur fucking glory nite, but face it ur still all Yid cunts. U enjoy ur moment in the Mickey Mouse cup and just remember that ur shit and always will be. When u challenge for top honours then u can talk. U fucking inbred cuntish prick yid cocksucking bunch of homo muggy mug fliddy yiddy yid dumb shit cunts. Do fucking one.
00.01
bad loser by any chance? tut tut. and i thought goons were civilised? oh no, youre all a bunch of inbred south london pikey cunts, my mistake. hahahahahahahahaha
man, nearly 3 hours later! and its still funny!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! mickey mouse cup? thats more than you will win this year you empty trophy cabinet fucks you!! if it was such a mickey mouse game why did u have more first teamers on at the end than us?? excuse me one moment.....
hahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
unlucky guys! you gave your best! .......and got ripped apart, outclassed, humiliated, but best of all: beaten 5 - 1 by the SPURS!!!!!
now that has made my season!!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
What happened to just playing your kids, looked like the first team that got spanked 5-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COYS
YID ARMY
next time please play your full side to give us a proper game. hahahaha
I'd sign Rafael Marquez
every side needs a mexican hard man
EVERY SIDE
And whoever said Bebatov is the best striker in the world on his day is a cunt, because he aint even the best in north london 'on his day'
Uggh, what is it with the current influx of fans of other teams posting on a clearly Arsenal site? I mean, honestly, if you all are enchanted by the way we play, then just say so and join the support. Furthermore, it's quite enjoyable to see that Spurs are aiming quite high this season, I mean, the League Cup; I really must say that winning this trophy would by far be the best cup to win this season, given our form. Yeah, right. FInally, for all the Spurs fans that posted here, especially the one that suggests that the League Cup is the our last chance at silver, I'd like to remind you that we are still involved in 3 other major tournaments. Can the same be said of Spurs?
Anyway, as for this topic, I'd go for either Samir Nasri or Jeremy Menez at this point in time. We tend to miss some width, a la Pirest et Ljungberg, with almost all our wide players preferring to cut in. While we're on that, can anyone justify keeping Diaby, especially if Wenger prefers to play him out of position? Is it just me or has he done nothing lately? He did seem to improve when he was moved to a more central role. Oh well. I have faith in Wenger.
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