Tuesday 13 May 2008

HA HA HA HA!!!! Peter Kay, Lee Evans you have nothing on Jenas

Ladies and Gentleman, can I introduce you to the funniest man in the whole wide world, give it up fooooooooooooooor......................Jermaine Jenas!!!!!




Please refrain from throwing darts at your computer screen. It is NOT a dart board and will be damaged if you attempt it!


Now this little joker talks too much.


He reckons that Spurs, who by the way, finished in 11th place this season, can finish above us next season and claim a Champions League place.


Spurs finished the season 37 points behind us but this does not deter Jenas, or should I say "Penis" or "Anus"?


Now I've come to the conclusion that everyone, or thing, associated with Tottenham Hotspur have short-term and long-term memory loss. In fact, I think a COMPLETE loss of memory is the factor here.


Why do every summer Spuds, and Spud players, go on about finishing above Arsenal?

What is the unhealthy obsession with us?


I cant understand it.


Why do they do it too themselves? They have a good manager now, but still cant stop talking about us.


Tottenham's ambition-come above Arsenal


Arsenal's ambition-title challenge


We are on different levels Jenas. Stop beating yourself up about it. Just get on with your shite and we're deal with ours.


Perhaps you should give up football and turn to stand-up comedy, you are quite funny. I also think its funny that you delude yourself into thinking you can come above us.


The Spuds are deluded enough as it is, don't delude them anymore!


False promises like this only set you and the Spuds up for the embarrassing fall that you have to deal with every season when you finally realise you can't come above us.


Stop doing it, I'm almost starting to feel sorry for the Spuds.........Wait a minute, keep it up Penis, it's actually quite funny!!!!!!


HA HA HA HA HA HA!


One more thing, doesn't Penis look like our potential new signing Ben Arfa?



Hope he ain't as mouthy!!


Keep it Goonerish.........









23 comments:

Anonymous said...

FUCKIN SUPER FUNNY BLOG!!!

Anonymous said...

great article

Anonymous said...

The funniest thing is, Jenas is exactly the sort of player who gurantees that Tottenham will never overtake Arsenal. He's lazy, anonymous and all mouth. Stupid prat, stick to playing Playstation Jenas, you're better at it.

Anonymous said...

I know, it makes you laugh doesn't it? Why do they do it to themselves every summer. If any yids give you sh*t about them winning a trophy just ask them whether they would rather had finished 11th, won the tin pot league cup, & in the UEFA cup next season or came 3rd with Champs league football & far more potential to win the league next season? It's a no brainer.

Anonymous said...

Cant understand it either wrighty.
Every year we hear all the talk from the Yids.
They talk the talk, but cant walk the walk!

Anonymous said...

Cant understand it either wrighty.
Every year we hear all the talk from the Yids.
They talk the talk, but cant walk the walk!

Anonymous said...

hes just upset hes not as close to his boyfriend since tweady put a kabosh on (cashs) shinanigans
yids idiots the lot of em
was that not last year theyed finish 4th oh yeah alot better the worthless cup whatever its called now

Harry Hotspur said...

Whilst I freely admit JJ can be bloody awful...

5~1!

Moving on...

But a well taken and deserved shot by Wrighty7 nevertheless...

;)

He was abysmal too many times this season to make such comments against a pretty much cast iron CL side...

;(

Wrighty7 said...

Nice one Harry

Anonymous said...

wrighty7 youre a cunt. you cunt.

Wrighty7 said...

Thanks mate, thats my favourite word

Anonymous said...

Wrighty, why would you waste your time writing that? Spurs are shite and so is Jenas, but i'm fairly certain everyone who reads that will already know this. why are Arsenal fans such dickheads? i think thats a better subject for a blog, dont you? please discuss. You chose to 'support' your club, by having a go at other clubs? just go to the game and cheer! Or as you londoners like to do; clap and boo. your a waste of time.

Anonymous said...

Actually Mike J is almost right....why should we waste time even reading what Sp*rs fans or their players say.... they are never realistic, constructive, intelligent or anything other than crude rude and completely dumb (see webeatthescum 5-1 ...a typical example). Don't you love it though reliving ALL of the years of humiliation that they have had to suffer and the fact that it is now 47 year since they last won the league title !!!! LOL

Lets look forward to more of the same and let our results/trophies speak for themselves!!!!

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